thecheckoutgirl

writer. comedian. storyteller. dilettante. bon vivant. superhero. oversharer.... read more

thecheckoutgirl

Bio

writer. comedian. storyteller. dilettante. bon vivant. superhero. oversharer. dirty girl.

Telling my parenting, life, and childhood horror stories at fuckyeahmotherhood.com, my work stories at thecheckoutgirl.net, and providing all the brilliance you can fit into 140 characters at @fyeahmotherhood and @thecheckoutgirl.