Panda Express knows me best.

It's like Panda Express knows me better than any guy I've ever dated. ...more

The Bachelor, Episode 3: More Boring Dates and Venezuelan Mind Games

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The Bachelor, Ep. 2: Ay Caramba! Can You Say Trainwreck?!?!?!?!?

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Bachelor Recap: How Do You Say, What's the Word...RIDICULOUS?

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Someone at Dramamine Kids is Asleep at the Wheel

Last week, a colleague of mine was complaining that she couldn’t take her 2 1/2-year-old son on car trips to visit family because he’d get extremely carsick.  I could empathize, having been a motion-challenged child myself.  ”Have you tried Dramamine?” I asked.  ”No,” she replied.  ”I don’t want to give my son any medication.”  ”Oh.  So she’s one of THOSE moms,” I thought.  Good luck with that.  ”I’m pretty sure they make a version for kids,” I said....more

Potential OPI Nail Colors Should the Government Shutdown Continue

 We’re into Week 3 of Government Shutdown 2013, and things are getting rough, y’all.  Like, so rough, I’m submitting a list of potential OPI nail colors should this thing continue....more
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Season 17 of "Dancing with the Stars" Premiered Monday Night - Did You Watch?

Courtesy of ABCUnfortunately for ABC, DWTS is turning into Make-a-Wish for Seniors....more
I think the who show should be eliminated. What the effing heck was that Monday night? Barring ...more

Bachelorette Finale: Desiree Gets Her Fairytale Proposal

To kick off the second half of the season 9 finale of The Bachelorette last night, host Chris Harrison recapped the first half succinctly: “Desiree gave her heart completely to someone who didn’t love her back…Desiree was left…virtually hopeless.” Nice setup, ABC. Real nice. ...more

The Bachelorette Finale Part 1: Do We Really Need a Part 2?

Rip off the Band-Aid, Brooks. JUST RIP OFF THE BAND-AID!!!!!!!!Photo courtesy of ABC...more

The Bachelorette's Back! (And Brought to You By Cinderella)

Photo courtesy of ABCDesiree rolls up to her Malibu beach house and Chris Harrison is there to welcome her and gifts her with, not one, but TWO sketch pads.  (So, what, she’s an artist now?)  Cute baby pictures s...more