Cannibal Socks

Today I learned that my 5-year-old niece calls her mom's friend, "Aunt RAWR" because apparently when she was small, the woman chased her around like a dinosaur. Never have I been so jealous and unsatisfied with the title, "Aunt Banana", even though I realize that she will probably call me Aunt Banana until she's 50, and she'll probably be pretty fed up with the fact that we never taught her how to properly say, "Amanda". I do have one up on ole Aunt RAWR though. Only two people in this world find it amusing when I do the laundry...my niece and my boyfriend....more

I like socks rolled but you have to cut it out with the gulping noise. That's just freaky. ...more

Girl's Night and the Ethnically Challenged Camera

Originally written on Blogspot, March 16, 2008 by me :)  :   My friend, Jen, recently bought this really high-tech digital camera. It has all the bells and whistles...red-eye reduction, face recognition, and even this cool feature called, "living flash". So we're all at this get-together one weekend, and you all know what happens when a bunch of twenty-somethings get together...we get camera happy. Of course, none of the pictures are candid shots, they're all posed....more

Left Speechless by a Blonde

This afternoon I was on the phone with a close relative of mine who happens to be blonde. She says to me, "They should have made white a different color because white stains too easily." I didn't know how to respond to that at all....more

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Word Vomit

If you don't know me, I really would suggest that you read my "about me" section on my profile. Few of my blogs will probably make much sense to you if you don't. Also, if you are easily offended by a few four-letter words, you should probably find another blog to read. If you've ever read any of my blogs, you probably already know that I tend to ramble on about any given subject. And when I say ramble, I mean I really get up on a soap box....more
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