School Days - Fists and Furies

School Days - Fists and Furies...more

That's Baloney!

Today I tried to make a bologna sandwich....more

The Legacy

As far as legacies go, my tastes lie with something simple, like a check. Or stock. Or heirloom china. Unfortunately Mama wasn’t the heirloom china type. What I got when she departed for the peaceful place where mothers don’t have to cook, clean, or say, “If I told you once, I told you a million times,” was not the inheritance I assumed was my birthright. What she left me was the very thing I was the least qualified to handle. Wisdom....more

The Legacy

As far as legacies go, my tastes lie with something simple, like a check. Or stock. Or heirloom china. Unfortunately Mama wasn’t the heirloom china type. What I got when she departed for the peaceful place where mothers don’t have to cook, clean, or say, “If I told you once, I told you a million times,” was not the inheritance I assumed was my birthright. What she left me was the very thing I was the least qualified to handle. Wisdom....more
I loved this. Every lesson is just perfect...especially the puppy puddle one. We usually have ...more

An Open Letter to the Homicidal Chainsaw-Wielding Maniac at the Haunted Trail

Dear Sir: You’ve just leaped unexpectedly from behind a hay bale, revving your chainsaw motor like a monster truck engine and dripping blood like a soaker hose.  And admittedly, I was startled enough to swallow the last half of my fun-sized Snicker bar without chewing. But I’ve raised two boys to adulthood and have played the “Close Your Eyes and Hold Out Your Hands” game so many times I’m never really surprised by anything....more
This is hilarious, Thanks for sharing :)more

Deal or No Deal

Mexico is considering instituting a two-year marriage contract. After two years if everything’s not peaceful in the Garden of Eden, everybody walks away free and clear. I’ve had cell phone contracts that were tougher.   And with them I could upgrade to a newer model.  Somehow I can’t see trying to trade the Captain for more advanced service.  “So it’s been almost two years.  How ‘bout I get an Admiral with handyman functions?”  “You want to trade?”  “Yep....more

Yoga Bare

It’s not that the folks in one part of the country eat healthier than the others, but I come from a place in the South where if you slow down for a yellow light, we will deep fry your car. We’ve done everything from Oreos to pickles....more