The Enormous Problem With Blogger Analytics

Not long ago, I went to Adobe Summit to discover what brands are being told to measure in 2016 and beyond. I was hoping to find info for bloggers about emerging trends in online marketing, brand experience, and analytics—and to show how leveraging that information would shape you as a front runner. ...more

STFU Dr Google, Before You Kill Someone

In light of a friend's very public mental / nervous breakdown I can no longer keep quiet.  I am shocked at how many of you - normal-ass people with no medical degrees - purport to know better than trained professionals....more

BlogHer - An Open Letter to Brands

For 20 years I've been attending various conferences and I must say that my favorite is blogging conferences. It doesn't matter how weird or quirky you are - you'll be welcome with open arms. You're guaranteed to laugh AND cry, you'll be inspired, and somehow there always seems to be alcohol floating around....more

Angelina Jolie, The Chosen One, and Adventures in the Loo

I've adopted so many bathroom stalls in my lifetime I'm like the Angelina Jolie of public restrooms. I'm sure I can manage to look hot and wholesome in one fell swoop, and apart from the height difference we're practically twins right? ....right? So maybe I have a bit more cellulite than she does, and maybe the boobage isn't quite so perky....more

Checking emails on the toilet: we all do it!

I get asked this a lot. Bottom line (no pun intended) you can't be sitting in your office and on the toilet at the same time. Calculate the size of your office VS the size of your home, and that' the percentage of all household expenses that is allowable for business! Get more info at :) ...more

Diary of Used Uterus: Welcome to my world!

I'm old.  I'm tired.I've had a few squatters come through and it seems they never want to leave.  The place wouldn't pass a building inspection - the pelvic floor is all but ruined - and the neighbors are weird.  I've been kicked, poked, prodded and generally abused by Boss-Lady and aliens alike.I build a nice home and each month some bitch comes along and destroys it unless a squatter shows up before she does....more

Awful Funny or Funny Awful #letsgetreal

What comes out of my mouth when I'm upset can sometimes be quite funny....more

Dear Calvin & Friends: We need to talk!

Dear Calvin Klein,I have the utmost respect for your work and your brand, but somewhere along the way you got it wrong.I recently tried on 5 pairs of pants, including one from the CK brand.  The other four fit perfectly, however the CK two sizes bigger was still too small.Last summer I tried on a terrific dress, but there was no room for my chest no matter the size....more

Strangers in my V-Jay-Jay

It never fails to amaze me the number of innocent looking strangers and not-so-strangers that insist on getting all up in my v-jay-jay business....more

The cat's meow and the cavalry

The inaugural post, the first of the year.  What does one write about? ...more