Closet Confession

That time Mandy accidentally gave her Confession in the janitor's closet. (We're just glad she didn't take Communion.) The post Closet Confession appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

I Have a History of Passing Out

Important lessons learned from a woman with a history of fainting. The post I Have a History of Passing Out appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

The Parent Pact

A better school year is just 7 simple promises away! The post The Parent Pact appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

Wrong Hole, Honey

Also known as: things I say while getting my kids dressed and/or boinking my husband. The post Wrong Hole, Honey appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

I Will Shave My Pits, Legs, and Nethers

"If I didn't shave, people at the swimming pool would run away in horror, screaming 'BEAR!'" The post I Will Shave My Pits, Legs, and Nethers appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

The Night I Somewhat Cheated on My Husband

"The guilt, even as I write this, is there." The post The Night I Somewhat Cheated on My Husband appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

Ode to My Milk Boobs

Mary always dreamed of having big boobs. Now that she finally has them, are they all that? Spoiler alert: NO ....more

My Husband Smells—and It’s All My Fault

What's that smell? Don't worry. We have THE secret to better smelling (almost) everything in your home! ...more

10 Reasons to Not Correct Your Kids’ Speech

Kids say the darnedest things! Here are 10 hilarious reasons to NOT correct the crazy stuff they say. The post 10 Reasons to Not Correct Your Kids’ Speech appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more

I Miss My Twin Bed

Maybe the married couples of previous generations were onto something with their twin beds. The post I Miss My Twin Bed appeared first on In the Powder Room ....more