'Twas the Night Before Christmas.....and Santa get Naughty'

Here is my take on the old classic poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.'   I have kept all the rhyming words the same, but changed everything else  - just a bit!  'Twas the Night Before Christmas.....and Santa gets naughty.' ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,Running amok was an oversized mouse.In spite of the traps that had been set with such care,...more

A f*nny thing happened when I went for a smear test.

I had to go for the dreaded smear test the other week.  One would think at the age of 47 I would be used to spreading my legs (steady!) and having a doctor or nurse poke and prod around, but I still await it with great trepidation....more

'Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.' The Bizarre World of Internet Dating

Today I am going to share a dating story with you.  Without embellishment it could fill seats at the Odean Leicester Square!I should probably point out  that I am nearer to 50 than I am to 40 and should definitely know better.....I had been on Match.com for a number of weeks with a few single dates under my belt (note I didn't say below my belt) but not much to write home (or here) about....more