Are You Hung Up On Phone Sex??

Is Phone Sex your true "calling?" As a convenient service to my readers, I occasionally take online “How To” articles and expand on them so they’re more accurate.  This will enable you to better accomplish your goals, (which let’s just suppose for today is, “How To Have Better Phone Sex!”) in a more expedient manner.See, I’ve got your number.  And you’re welcome!...more

Must You Be Sneaky To Be a Successful Blogger??

  No! You just need to have a good memory to recall these devious tips:7 Tactics That Truthful Bloggers Will Admit TryingNo...more
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How I Shoved Valentine's Day Down Everyone's Throat This Weekend!

And it tasted like Pepto Bismo.For a change of pace, I decided to catch my children off-guard with being festive this year. All it took was sending everyone an “adorable” Valentine’s app and a lot of Splenda packets to conjure up the sweetness in our lives for a day. At least that’s what I thought.  Guess they don’t call them Conversation Candy for nothing! Have a look                   Me:...more

15 Ways Getting Published & “Fifty Shades of Grey” are Similar!

If you want to get published, it takes lots of passion and discipline to send your submission to fifty places. The stress may make you gray. Ironically, “Fifty Shades of Grey” is also all about passion, stress, discipline and submission. But you’ll be surprised to find there’s even more overlap! (Not including Christian Grey bending Ana over-his-lap) ...more

Why Should Engagements & Pregnancies Be The Only Thing That Gets a Creative Announcement?

We’ve all heard about the witty ways a man has proposed to a woman, like hiring a skywriter to spell out, “Marry me, Sue?” I always await Sue’s hiring a second airplane to quickly fly back and respond, “No. But that was dramatic.” and a moment later, “PS.  And you know I go by Suzanne, you cheapskate.”...more

Do Opposites REALLY Attract? Yes! But do they LAST?

“Birds of a feather flock together.” Maybe that just means you should marry someone who also owns a parakeet. In honor of February and Valentines Day, I’m trying to find out if there’s any truth to that age old theory that opposites not only attract; they make for long sustaining unions?...more

12 Unique Ways To Use Your Cell Phone Camera You Hadn't Considered!

I don’t own a regular camera so I was very interested in the unusual ways you can use your cell phone to ca...more

Blogs R' Us (Almost Famous!)

Have you heard?  They are casting a new television show that will portray real life bloggers in their online funny personalities!  Eagerly filling out the application right here, I was disappointed to get an email back from the Big Wig in charge (at CBS no less!) saying I wasn’t quite what they were looking for....more

Taking Your Blog To Hollywood!

Want to have huge crowds eating popcorn and Whoppers as they’re enthralled by YOUR original words? Want a chance at an Oscar?  People talking about you at the water cooler?  Well, forget making your blog into a book.  Think BIG.  The film industry is running out of ideas (that’s why we’re seeing the Bible recycled as “Exodus: Gods & Kings”)  Just follow these easy tips to turn your blog into a movie. Or if you’re slightly more of a homebody, into a television series!...more

T'was the Night Before Menopause!

 T’was the night before menopause, when all through my bod, Not a creature moaned or complained more than me, OMG!The Size 6’s were hung in the closet with care, In the hopes that Jenny Craig would soon take me there.My husband was nestled all snug in his bed, While visions of erotic positions danced in his head.When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter Like when I shoved a Hooter’s waitress, carrying a taco platter....more