Sometimes I Say Stupid Things. And By “I”, I Mean You.

I’m the queen of saying stupid things.  Like last summer when I inadvertently implied that a friend was pregnant when she wasn’t and everyone congratulated her because she was “starting to show”. Or that time when I called my friend’s new boyfriend by her ex-boyfriend’s name at his own birthday party. Or yesterday, when I referred to a coworker’s daughter as a son despite the fact is a picture of the child on her desk with a bow in her hair. ...more
When my parents got divorced, people really liked asking me why I chose to live with my dad. ...more