The differences between YOU and US

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/   Not to be rude, but Housewife and I have noticed a rather large gap between a lot of the bloggers out there and us. Namely, we’re a bit more vulgar and crude, and we swear a lot. I’m here to explore those differences, and to explain why we actually represent a large portion of American Mothers out there....more

Discovering comfort in my own skin...

 This body of minethis body...more

How to Cheat on Your Fiancé: a primer

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/   Dear Stupid: When you cheat on someone, there are generally some guidelines one follows. Rules, if you will. It seems that while you got the cheating part down right, the rules were simply never explained to you....more

Texts From this Week

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I Have a Netbook Because I Am a Whore.

I was recently gifted with a Netbook.  I think it's because I'm beloved by my family.  Mad Merlot Mama thinks it's because I'm a whore.  It's okay, because in her world, her logic makes sense.  To her.   It's beautiful.   ...more

Texts From Last Week

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/   The Mad Housewife is in Grey Mad Merlot Mama is in Wine (duh). ...more

And it's only 1100...

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/   Here’s a snapshot of my day so far. (Yes, I will indeed be having "lunch" at the bar down the street.) Woke up at 0820, have to be on the road by 0805 to get to work on time....more

SAHM? Crap job? You're LAZY!

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/...more

Why You Hate Me: the Collective Edition

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/   ...more

Texts From This Week...

The Mad Housewife and Mad Merlot Mama blog at Desperately Seeking Coffee @ http://javainmyveins.blogspot.com/ ...more