This is why I don't have any friends

I'm one of "those moms". I know I am. And you know what? I'm proud of it. Sure, it's completely ostracized me from other moms and play groups, but who needed them anyway? I will shout it LOUD AND PROUD: My 15 month old is *BRILLIANT*. People don't like to hear it, or even acknowledge it, but I don't care. The only problem is, I can't take any credit for it all. ...more

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Thanks for having my back, horoscope

I have a phone from Motorola called a Droid. And I love it. I've loaded it up with lots of apps that make me happy. It's completely personalized to me and I reference it religiously every day. ...more

I'm not crazy, I swear.

My husband just got home from a 10 day deployment. I was thrilled. I was going to get to take a shower without listening to our toddler scream bloody murder that he wasn't attached to my calf. ...more