What makes me angry and what else is new, Mona?

I am very honored to be an Angry Reader of the Week! Angry Asian Man is a phenomenal site Other things that make me angry: 1. Stuck-up Seattle moms ....more

50 Shades of Grey and other musings

This book doesn’t have any of my interests On Valentine’s Day, Mike and I along with a lot of semi-horny people watched 50 Shades of Grey. Well, they were probably super horny but I didn’t take a scientific poll, other than factoring in how the crowd was mostly couples and women who looked like they yell, “WOOOOOO!” whenever they gather in Magic Mike’s name. I’ve been making fun of this book series because it deserves to be mocked and prodded, mostly for placing dumb licensed products everywhere and trying to make me horny while I’m at Target ....more

I love this butthead


Fresh Off The Boat but Not on the Bus

God, I loved this week’s premiere of Fresh Off The Boat. ...more

A day at the Pacific Science Center

I spent almost five hours today at the Pacific Science Center with my boys. ...more

All of my feelings at Whole Foods

In an effort to make my lifestyle change (i.e. DIET, also read: what else is new, Ramona?) a reality, I’ve started to make things a habit....more

Not so Whole 30

Along with every single other person on Instagram, I started a lifestyle change at the beginning of the year....more

What I want today’s teenagers to know

My sister tells me that her daughter uses my blog for her class, which I’m not sure what that means but I hope it’s a room full of teenagers, shattered and shaken because they read my post and fear becoming what Auntie Mo is: a desperate, attention-seeking aging lady who put on bronzer in a dimly-lit room and now looks like she’s wearing all that makeup to hide face tattoos. That teardrop tatt sounded like a good idea at the time!...more

getting my face done right

My mom has never worn cheap makeup. ...more

A nice way to start the year

“Look mommy! ...more