We're Gonna Want to Run More Tests

One of the most laughable things about getting hired at 911 is the actual hiring process.  It hasn't changed much in 11 years.First and foremost, they have to make sure you're not a shithead.  Shitheads are criminals and criminals must be kept away from the inner workings of a 911 system as much as possible, for obvious reasons. I am not, nor ever have I been, a shithead, despite my college fantasy of killing my roommate so I didn't have to study for finals....more
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