Thoughts from the bong: Love

Oh joy, Valentine's day is fast approaching.Upon doing the math, I figured out that I have spent more years single on this day than attached. Even then, it has rarely lived up to my expectations. I have never been on a romantic getaway, or had a huge bouquet of flowers delivered to my workplace. No rose petals on my bed, or sharing a bubble bath with my beloved. Most of the time, I get a card and perhaps a Hershey bar. Which is just fine by me, figuring that I am really not impressed much by grandeur....more