Do You Ever Lie to Your Husband About Your Kids?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My toddler is too young for preschool, but I really need some kid-free time at least one morning a week. ...more

Would You Spend a Week in a Beach House With Another Family?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,A good friend of mine asked me if my family would like to rent a house with her family this summer. (She's already making plans for June. Very Type-A.) ...more
Btdt on several occasions. My friends ARE my family! Unfortunately too many vacations with the ...more

How Would You Feel If Your Husband's Assistant Bought Your Gifts?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I recently found out that my husband's assistant has been buying my birthday and other holiday gifts for me on his behalf. ...more
Absolutely not! Buying gifts for me would not be the responsibility of his assistant, nor should ...more

What to Do When Your Husband Isn't a Morning Person

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My husband is so grumpy in the morning and it really rattles the whole house....more
U got that right Julie Runov!more

Why Would You Ride With Someone Who's Been Drinking?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I love my friends, but they always drink too much when we go out. ...more
My friends and I hire local teenagers to be the DD when we all go out. I used to be younger ...more

My Husband Wants My Boobs to Look Like a Hooters Girl

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My husband has been pressuring me to get a boob job because he thinks I'll look a lot better with bigger breasts....more I feel so bad for this woman. Her husband sounds like a first class jerk. Hope she ...more

I Don't Want Your Ugly Old Stuff

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I just had my third baby a few months ago, and I'm being overwhelmed by my friends dropping off hand-me-downs. ...more
1. It's yours now you can do what you want 2. It is quite possible she had the same thing done ...more

Will I Be Eating Cat Food When I'm 80?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I find myself worried about finances all of the time lately. We're doing okay, but it seems like we just keep getting bill after bill and our savings never goes up. ...more
If you are a compulsive spender go to Debtors Anonymous and work that program consistently.more

Why Is My Creepy Neighbor Texting Me?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My family is on friendly terms with our next-door neighbors and has been for a few years. However, the husband of the family has recently started sending me texts. Nothing too weird, things like, "How is your day?" and "Love this weather!" but I find it really strange. I don't know if he's hitting on me or what. I feel like if I confront him on it, I might be really embarrassed when he says he's just friendly. However, I would like it to stop. Advice?Signed,Stop Texting Me...more
allison.arnone I agree with you, it's weird and he shouldn't be texting her, good intentions or not.more

Don't You Question How Much Weight I've Gained, Lady

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My mother-in-law keeps asking me how much weight I've gained during my pregnancy. I have dodged the question, but I know it will come up again. My MIL is quite proud that she only gained 15 pounds during her pregnancy, which is insane. If I tell her how much I've gained, I know she is going to make me feel like I've put on too much weight. Plus, it's none of her business! I wouldn't mind if a close friend or sister asked, but it feels invasive coming from my mother-in-law. How do I politely avoid answering this question?...more
It's no one's business. I gained 56 lbs when pregnant with my twins. 56! What. But my co-worker ...more