Will Our Neighbors Hate Us If We Build a Swimming Pool?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,We are planning to build a pool in our backyard this summer. I know it's going to be loud with a lot of dust. ...more
Yeah, invite them over when it's done, and remember you're increasing neighborhood property ...more

Why Won't You Stop Posting Unflattering Pictures of Me?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I'm friends with a lot of other women in my neighborhood, and we go out at least once a month for drinks and gossip. ...more
Whine and moan. Kwitcherbitchin. Or start taking and posting ones in return. Seriously, if ...more

How Do I Get Rid of Working Mom Guilt?

Dear Mouthy Housewives, I travel now and then for work, and I always feel so guilty leaving my kids. I don't know why. ...more
Loviing husbands don't clean homes to help their wives, they clean homes because it is their ...more

Do You Ever Lie to Your Husband About Your Kids?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My toddler is too young for preschool, but I really need some kid-free time at least one morning a week. ...more

Would You Spend a Week in a Beach House With Another Family?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,A good friend of mine asked me if my family would like to rent a house with her family this summer. (She's already making plans for June. Very Type-A.) ...more
Btdt on several occasions. My friends ARE my family! Unfortunately too many vacations with the ...more

How Would You Feel If Your Husband's Assistant Bought Your Gifts?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I recently found out that my husband's assistant has been buying my birthday and other holiday gifts for me on his behalf. ...more
Absolutely not! Buying gifts for me would not be the responsibility of his assistant, nor should ...more

What to Do When Your Husband Isn't a Morning Person

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My husband is so grumpy in the morning and it really rattles the whole house....more
U got that right Julie Runov!more

Why Would You Ride With Someone Who's Been Drinking?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I love my friends, but they always drink too much when we go out. ...more
Worry less about being polite and more about everyone's safety.  Maybe you could offer to drive, ...more

My Husband Wants My Boobs to Look Like a Hooters Girl

Dear Mouthy Housewives,My husband has been pressuring me to get a boob job because he thinks I'll look a lot better with bigger breasts....more
Ummmmm...wow. I feel so bad for this woman. Her husband sounds like a first class jerk. Hope she ...more

I Don't Want Your Ugly Old Stuff

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I just had my third baby a few months ago, and I'm being overwhelmed by my friends dropping off hand-me-downs. ...more
1. It's yours now you can do what you want 2. It is quite possible she had the same thing done ...more