Clean Up On Aisle 2...Spilled Juice and Brain Matter

  Every week we gear up to go grocery shopping.  This is no small feat and the trip requires preparation, breathing exercises, and sedatives (wishful thinking).  ...more

The Massacre of a Birthday Cake

 This is the crime scene created by my lovely children, Thing 1 and Thing 2.  Insert gasp of horror here.  Wanna know what happened??  Read the story here:

Comfort or Contentment?

This is a post that I have pulled from the archives.  I am no longer pregnant, and am very happy to have a 7 m/o chubby cherub.  Although no longer pregnant, I'm still getting NO sleep. Ahh, the joy of motherhood.   ...more

The Poop Coop

The creation of life is a beautiful thing.  At least, that is what I keep telling myself over and over again. Apparently, my apartment complex is the New Orleans of Spring Break and the pigeons in the buildings were partying it up. ...more

It was neat. I grew up on a farm, so I've been around animals my entire life. I've never dealt ...more

This Kid Will Drive Me To Drink

Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell, the name will carry....more