Santa Sure Starts Early...

Holy all that is busy!  It's been several days since my last post and geez!  I could offer lots of excuses but you know, Life Happens.  And I know you  know because you all LIVE it every stinkin' day.  So, no excuses, just Life. Carrying on.......more

If Only I Knew Then What I Know Now...

I'm going to be 50 years old soon.  Soon is a relative term at this age ~ the fact that my 50th birthday is 9 months away is irrelevant.  When you're 49, you're going to be 50 soon....more

Kick Ass Bucket List!

Bucket List....these words follow me around like the smell of cotton candy at the fair, the taste of tequila in the first margarita of the night or ugly lipstick that just won't rub off no matter how hard you try.I've written so many Bucket Lists that they all begin to run around in my head as the to-do list from hell.  I can't get away from them ~ and every time I see some really fabulous new travel show/magazine/Survivor episode/too many pics on Facebook, I say, "Oh, I should add that to my Bucket List!"...more

Will You Take a Quarter for That?

Garage Sale.  Yard Sale.  Tag Sale.  Rummage Sale.  Junk Sale.Whatever you call it, it's the same thing:  Putting all my junk treasures out for some other fool to take home.My 1st question is this:  Who decided these things should start at the Ass Crack of Dawn?  6:00 am?  Are you freakin' kidding me?  How about 9:00?  Doesn't that make MUCH more sense....more
 @Semi True Jen That is SOOO what I was thinking. Then WHO CARES if they buy anything or not!  more

I want a new Closet....

I want to be a Bohemian.  Wait a minute, I'd better look that up...."A native of Bohemia, or a person who has informal or unconventional social habits, esp a writer or actor."  Oh shit, my mama would have a stroke if I had unconventional social habits so I'd better rethink that....more

Having Shoulder Surgery? Buy the Bra Now!

This is one of my favorite stories ~ and it happened several years ago.  But recently a friend, who is new to my blog, said, "Where's the Bra Story?".  Well, I didn't want to post things that weren't current, that I hadn't written TODAY...sorta felt like cheating.  "Oh NO ~ that story makes time stand still" she said.  So, here it is...enjoy!PrefaceEveryone knows I'm a big-bosomed girl; that's not a surprise or a shock.  It is, however, very important to remember that during the reading of this story....more

I've Lost My Mojo

Man, Hollywood is a tough crowd. Not that I’d personally know cause I’m about as far away from Hollywood as you can get, but shit, they’re crazy!I just saw an article titled, “Stars who lost their Mojo”. No Shit. That’s the title.Here’s the thing: They are comparing stars from 30-40 years ago with how they look now and saying they don’t have Mojo like they did when they were ‘in their prime’....more