A Gunman Spitting Lead Made Artist Ruthie Briggs-Greenberg Create a Dragon That Couldn’t Spit Fire. Meet “Felicity The Dragon”

“Just let your kids into my garage and they can paint on anything they want,” said Ruthie Briggs-Greenberg the first time I brought my 2-year old to her house for a moms’ group playdate. “What do you mean they can paint on anything they want?” I asked Ruthie, looking over at ten two-year-olds just revving their engines to get into Ruthie’s garage and turn every inch of it into a Jackson Pollock painting. “I mean they can paint on the floors, the walls, the furniture (which was all wood) or even on an easel if they feel so inclined.” Best ....more

Kate Winslet Takes on Fat Shamers & a Groundbreaking Book asks, “What’s Wrong With Fat?”

I love Kate Winslet. I want to invite her over for dinner. This desire was compounded when she started a fire using only lip balm and a tampon on Running Wild with Bear Grylls...more

Red Flags #5 and #6 That You’re Dating an Asshat!

My online #AsshatRecovery tutorial is up and running on my relationship site and I’m now taking clients who would like to ditch their Asshat and find real love. Pop over and have a look. In the meantime you can pop over to read Red Flag #5 and #6...more

How to Seduce Your Wife

My husband is a very canny man. But I didn’t realize exactly how much so until last Mother’s Day. I’d convinced him we should spend it with his mother ....more

Best Dating, Sex, Love & Life Advice Around The Web This Week

ShannonColleary.com Because self-promotion. If you’re trying to quit a Casanova (male or female) you’re going to want to take a look at Week 6 in my Asshat Recovery Program. The following image hints at my latest revelation: Breaking Through With Dr ....more

WTH? Alpha Phi are you Serious With This? aka All Blondes Look Alike

Just when you thought it was safe to send your Hispanic, African-American, Asian or Redheaded daughter to college, the Alpha Phi of Alabama Recruitment Video Happens: I feel that I must apologize, on behalf of all Blondes, for our marginalization of any other shade of hair, save for a few token Brunettes. Please tell me this Alpha Phi recruitment video was meant ironically? Thoughts? ...more

Just One a Day is All You Get! aka Bossy Wives

I held up 5 slices of rustic sourdough bread in a Ziploc bag before my husband Henry’s eyes, “Just one a day is all you get,” I told him. He instantly took a defensive position, explaining he didn’t even want one because his carb addiction was in remission and his “widow-maker belly fat” (my terminology) had subsided considerably since the New Year. As I plopped the bread in the freezer I sort of stepped out of my body and looked down at my smug, bossy self and thought, “Who the fuck do you think you are? ...more

A Vagina Walks Into a Bar …

I’ll admit it. I put “vagina” on my Google Alerts. And I’m so glad that I did! ...more

Red Flag #4 – Are You Dating An Asshat?

To read the latest installment of my Asshat Recovery Program 28-week complementary tutorial CLICK HERE! The post Red Flag #4 – Are You Dating An Asshat? appeared first on The Woman Formerly Known as Beautiful ....more

Night Three from 101 Nights of Great Sex: The Naked Lunch

I think our house sitter took our copy of 101 Nights of Great Sex. I can’t find it anywhere!! (Heather, did you? ...more