5 Reasons the World is Ending: No More Saturday Mail!

It’s over! It’s all freakin’ over. I always said when the mail stops coming on Saturdays, the world is ending.And on Wednesday, the Post Office announced it: no more Saturday mail....more

Dude, My Pillsbury Biscuits Taste like Raspberry Air Freshener

Did you know that Pillsbury reduced fat biscuits will absorb the taste AND aroma of Bath and Body Works raspberry oil air freshener?Well, now you do. Because I accidentally proved this thesis. And ruined my lunch.(Take that, Einstein!)...more

So Kim Kardashian’s Baby Bump is Showing; WHO CARES?!

As I logged into my Yahoo! account yesterday to check my very important and serious email … there were the words … bitch-slapping me across my tender cheeks:Kim Kardashian’s Baby Bump is Showing![Pause ... for effect.]When my eyes finally adjusted to the message, you know what words fluttered through my delicate brain?...more

How Did King Richard III End Up Under a Parking Lot?

If I was a king, I’d be pretty peeved if I wound up buried under a parking lot, of all places.Then again, if I was a king, I’d be pretty peeved—period—since I’m a GIRL. Well anyway, this is exactly what happened to England’s King Richard III. In case you haven’t heard the news, scientists confirmed Monday that a skeleton they found during an archeological dig last August is, indeed, the King....more