Mostly Wordless Wednesday: We Don't Say Gesundheit Around Here

My son screams "Voldemort" every time someone sneezesOnce, he was watching Goblet of Fire...more

Anna And Ellie - This Week's Topic: Dreams And Nightmares!

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"You Know How It Is....When You're In Love"

So it was a kid-free weekend, and I thought to myself, "Maybe I'll just order pizza. Lonely, lonely pizza. What the hell, it's better than going out alone ....more

It's Friday And I'm Sick In Bed, But I Have To Tell You About The Mott Hall Bridges Academy

Yep. Sick as a DAWG (and when you're from the Southwest, I assure you, that means you're really, really freakin' sick - as we say in the Philly burbs).I'm going to spend today in bed, grateful beyond measure that this is the ex's weekend with the kids. In the meantime, here's a really awesome thing I want to share:Humans of New York is doing an amazing thing, and it all started with this picture and story: "Who's influenced you the most in your life?" "My principal, Ms ....more

It's Friday, And I Be Illin', But I Have To Tell You About The Mott Hall Bridges Academy

Yep. Sick as a DAWG (and when you're from the Southwest, I assure you, that means you're really, really freakin' sick - as we say in the Philly burbs).I'm going to spend today in bed, grateful beyond measure that this is the ex's weekend with the kids. In the meantime, here's a really awesome thing I want to share:Humans of New York is doing an amazing thing, and it all started with this picture and story: "Who's influenced you the most in your life?" "My principal, Ms ....more

The Insanely Drunken Story Of The Theatre Party And The Velvet Elvis

[Photo credit: DepositPhotos.com-stevanovicigor] I was face down, and all was quiet, except for the pounding. It was incessant. It was LOUD ....more

Want To Know How To Manage Meltdowns?

When it comes to dealing with meltdowns - I am a pro! Check out my article in Mom's Magazine for some pro tips!Managing Your Child's Meltdown - 5 Tips To Get You Both Through And Back To Control ...more

Mostly Wordless Wednesday: This Lego Piece Violates The Geneva Conventions

Every day I step out onto the battlefield Dodging Lego landmines throughout the house Praying that my heel won't find a stray brick or headless figurine Some days, I get my revenge Only when the boy is not around, of course Then I can sweep them up from the kitchen floor Shake them out of my shoes that I was foolish enough to leave near the edge of the kitchen counter where he played And if he's not around - into the trash they go Instead of into the giant bin with the 63,896 other Legos But this piece is proof that they are fighting back Like Skynet, they have become aware They sent out this terminator of a piece Targeted specifically to the arch of my foot My screams of agony echoing off the walls And somewhere in the Lego bin I swear, I heard laughter ...more

Very Happy To Make This Announcement

Looking forward to my new collaboration with Moms Magazine!! ...more