The Sky Has Fallen and I With It

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just sitting here, sobbing my stupid face off until it's unrecognizable. Facial features are so five minutes ago. What's that? Yes, everything is fine, everything is perfection. I'm just dealing with my child growing up and inevitably leaving me forever. No big deal. It's hard to lay this kind of claim on a child who doesn't live here, but I am equal parts sneaky, talented, and self-absorbed, so claim it I fucking will....more

Though I've never felt this way about my kids and social networking or my kids and growing ...more