Twice-Baked Sweet Potato Vomit Boats

I’ve been trying to: a) cook more at home and, b) eat more fresh produce from my CSA box. So I ordered a bunch of sweet potatoes this week and decided to make these twice-baked sweet potatoes, even though it’s not Thanksgiving or anything. Because I can, that’s why ....more

Bathtime Fun (If You’re Dying) and How It Could Be Easier

This post brought to you by Sterling. The content and opinions expressed below are that of Pintester. I admit, I’m not a real big bath person ....more

The 10-Minute Pseudo-Skirt That I’ll Never Wear in Public

I don’t know why I always think it’s a good idea to sew things. I don’t have a sewing machine, for one thing. For another thing, I don’t sew, like ever ....more

Zucchini Bread and Excuses

I know, people. I know. And I hate the thing where bloggers are like, “I’m...more

Fart Symphony

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Two Easter Fails For The Price of One

I had big plans. It was going to be a week of Easter crap on the blog. And then life happened ....more

How to Make Your Own Heater Out of Toilet Paper

I don’t really do zombies. The Walking Dead is way too scary for me, and I thought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was very very stupid. I do, however, wonder from time to time how I would survive without, you know, electricity and stuff ....more

Ship Your Enemies a Glittery Bag of Dicks (from Penis Island)

I can’t tell you how many people saw that you could mail your enemy a bag of dicks and then let me know about it this week. It’s because you are My People and I love you guys. So thanks for sharing ....more

St. Patrick’s Day Green Bricks of Sugarturd

Please allow me to state here that I’m not a huge fan of St. Patrick’s day. I hate those little gold-foil covered chocolates, Leprechauns creep me out, and I am not Irish ....more

Testimonials From Unsubscribers and a Note For Email Subscribers

If you missed it, I sent out a newsletter email this week with the subject line, “Penis Fart Anus.” (Subscribe if you wanna.) We call this “filtering,” meaning everyone who doesn’t like penii, farts, and anuses (ani?) unsubscribes and I am only left with subscribers who actually, you know, like that stuff (and, by association, like me). Almost 100 people unsubscribed and, of those, 24 filed complaints with my email service provider. This is the most unsubscribes I’ve ever had, even when I drop f-bombs in the actual email ....more