Getting a Mammogram Is Easy: Let Me Show You

Yeah, so, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.Most people are probably already aware of breast cancer, but still, as a breast cancer survivor it is my duty to encourage you to do self exams and get a mammogram. If you haven't gotten a mammogram, do it. I'm going to walk you through how easy it is to get a mammogram....more
well... because she turns 40 they show her getting a mammogram, and her tiny bust getting ...more

Music is turning into none of my business

Yeah, so, I would never say that I was cool when it came to music. I was always pretty lame.Now, I’m even more lame. I am almost completely clueless when it comes to new music. I know the bands/singers by name, because I read trashy gossip entertainment websites and magazines, but I don’t actually know their music....more

When "Pulling a Mama" Means Swearing... A Lot

Yeah, so, I swear. I have a potty mouth. I use foul language. I’m inappropriate. I say naughty words. I curse....more
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I Don't Want To Brag But ...

Yeah, so, when I’m out in public, I like to eavesdrop on people’s conversations because I’m a nosy jerk....more

I Think My Baby Might Hate Me

Yeah, so, the Spawn hates me. OK, maybe “hate” is too strong a word. Let’s just say I’m not his favorite. Mighty, mighty good man David is his favorite. I’ve written before about how he is a daddy’s boy. But he’s taking his indifference to me to a whole new level. ...more

What Do You Mean, You've Never Seen (That Movie)???

Yeah, so, there was a time in my life when if you named a movie, I’d probably seen it. A cheesy romantic comedy? Saw it. The sci-fi action flick? Saw it twice. That Oscar-bait drama? Yep. The foreign movie with the guy who stars in the thing you watch on PBS? I saw that one, too....more
@Denise I have to say to this day, the Princess Bride is still one of my all time favorite ...more

Tips for Dealing with the Office Busybody

Yeah, so, there are a lot of things I don’t like about working in a cubicle.I don’t like that everyone can hear my personal phone conversations, which means I have to find a hiding spot in the building to make calls. I don’t think everyone should have to listen to me schedule a mammogram. “So, you’re getting your boob squished on Monday. That’s cool.”I don’t like that everyone walking by can see into my cube, which really affects my ability to screw around on the internet and watch cute cat videos....more

This one time, I got really drunk and called some guys ‘assy’ right to their stupid assy faces

Yeah, so, the other night mighty, mighty good man David and I went to 21st Amendment to grab a beer before we went to a friend’s party.We sat down at a corner table with our beer. I was sipping my MCA Stout (which is a little lighter than I like my stouts to be, but it was good and very drinkable on a warm San Francisco evening), and I was trying to remember the last time I was at 21st Amendment. Then I remembered. Here’s the story …The last time I was at 21st Amendment was a Saturday in April 2008....more