Uphill Both Ways

When I was a kid, my parents made me exit the car through the door, not an open window. Uphill both ways....more

Church Roozle

Church Roozle is super helpful when you ask her to get the program for you, she just won’t actually let you see it. But we lit candles for the Taylor Swift/Katy Perry feud, so it’s all gonna be just fine. Church Roozle is a post from: Life with Roozle ...more

I Didn’t Know That Was A Thing

“Finally! I’m finally this tall!”...more

Meditating With My 6-Year-Old

“Mommy, it’s easy. Just do what they tell us to.”...more

City Roozle, Country Mimi

Ten minutes out of the city, she asked if we were in the country. No, Roozle, these are the suburbs. She couldn’t understand ....more

There’s another dog walker in the house again

I’m tired this week. Thankfully, Roozle has become master dog walker. I’m not sure if Zoe is more excited about this than I am, but it’s possible ....more

It’s On The List

Clean up the garden. Paint the bathroom. Fold the laundry ....more

I Don’t Even Really Like Ice Cream

But New York City makes everything way better. Except baseball. They make awful baseball ....more

We don’t call it “going to bed” because that’s awful. We call it “doing 5 minutes,” instead. 

A few months ago, I stopped asking my kid to go to bed. It wasn’t working. She got mad, I got frustrated ....more

I Don’t Think Horses Eat Children, But Just In Case

She waited patiently for permission and got it. She rubbed his New York horse face and didn’t lose any fingers. I don’t know much about horses or nature or if they are likely to eat children’s fingers in Central Park, but I offered a “Don’t get chomped!” word of caution before she got too close ....more