"I found your wife, unfortuantely I had to kill her.." Things I hear from my living room

Do you ever just sit and listen to the things that are said in your household? Just sit and listen as though you were a stranger observing a new culture or hearing things via a CIA bug? I imagine the CIA is pretty confused by what's been coming out of my living room tonight!"Two bears?  It's never good to have to bears after you- now I have to go swimming!""I'll blast your ass right out of the sky!""Mostly, it is the Nords.  They do not like outsiders.""Why do you have to bother my horse- really, Another bear?"...more