From the Annals of Detective Poopy Pants

(Number One of Number Two) Slowly I turn, step by step, being careful not to startle the creature as she makes her way determinedly through the jungle. I step gingerly on twigs, grateful they are still soggy from the rains and don’t snap beneath my boots and alert her to my presence. ...more

Don't Dress Ugly For Halloween: A Scary Story!

  Ladies, this has been written for you. And, there might even be some guys out there who will find this Halloween story scary enough to make them think twice before deciding what to wear this Friday for Halloween, too. ...more

Thanks for commenting on my post. You pose an interesting question. I should have remembered ...more

Identity Theft

Everyone says, "This won't happen to me" and then it does. Someone got my debit card number and password in another state and went on a shopping spree. Thankfully my husband checks our accounts on a daily basis. It never occurred to me to do that. Now it does. And it should occur to all of us to do that. Part of it is I never believe people are not intrinsicly good. I am so naive and trusting. I know I didn't use my debit card online or over the phone. I only use it to grocery shop and at places that don't take American Express. ...more

Crouching Cleaning Lady Hidden Scrub Brush


I know! I know! I spend so much time just cleaning off surfaces so the cleaning crew can ...more