I'm Kandace. Who are you?

Hi!  I'm Kandace, a resident of the Seattle area and mother of 2 of the cutest kids you'll ever meet.  I excel in the field of gaining weight and spend way too much watching reality tv. My husband works with poo for a living and in his eyes anything I do is better than that.  I grew up in a wealthy area of Seattle where my mother instilled in me that marrying anything but college educated was an insult to the family.  She's rolling over in her grave. The good news is we lead a fantastic life and she would be proud.  ...more

Denise,

 He is a plumber and since I'm slightly dramatic I tell everyone he works with ...more

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