Naps: HURRY UP AND RELAX
Hour 3 of her bright eyed abuse and I was D-O-N-E. I was absolutely cross eyed tired and was right on the verge of crying. I picked her up and carried her back to her room and said, “Sit in your crib and play by yourself.” To which she flipped the hell out. I started to negotiate with her which is what all outstanding parents do. “Camryn, stay in here by yourself OR you can come to MY bed but you MUST lie down and be quiet!” I held her over her crib to drive the point home to which she monkeyed on to me like her crib was full of sand and hot lava.
|That's a Breathe Right strip on my nose because I am insanely sexy.|