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The New Unabridged Dictionary of 4-year-old Speak

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I often share how funny my 4-year old Paris' little brain works.  Lately, she seems to be creating her own language.  I think this may be the result of ease-dropping on her learned father teaching her elder siblings new words.  I have to stay sharp to keep up with them all!

Here are a few examples:
abadeable - Used in a sentence; "I told Tucker hitting girls is NOT abadeable!"

crazy hair day - Used in a sentence; "OK mom you can do my hair, but this is not crazy hair day."

dispensadility - Used in a sentance; (after being told to pick up after herself and that she forgot to turn off the basement light)
"It is not my dispensadillity to turn the lights off!"
I was laughing too hard at this one to dispense a dility on her ars.

goodappointed - Used in a sentence; "Thank you for driving the stroller in the shade, I'm happy now, I'm goodappointed."

old-lady - well, apparently it is now acceptable for 4 year olds to refer to their 36 year old mothers as such, I'll leave it at that.

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