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According to Nielson EDI, an animated children’s movie called Barnyard has earned almost $55 million since it opened a few weeks ago. Generally, this would not be particularly newsworthy, except that that the main character is a boy cow named Otis. I’ve seen several commercials for this movie, and Otis’s udders are very prominently featured. Hmmmm…. I thought to myself. Is transgenderism becoming mainstream, or did the creators of this film fail biology when they were in grade school? In the name of social science, I probed into the phenomenon that is Barnyard.

My first destination was the movie’s official website. Here I learned that the movie’s tagline is “What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.� This motto creeps me out, but that is another story.

Moving on to the synopsis, I discovered that the film is from “Steve Oedekerk and Nickelodeon Movies, two of the co-creators of “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius…� Interesting. Steve Oedekerk (also the brains behind Ace Ventura) is probably not taking on gender stereotypes with this film. Bravely facing the evil repetitive song that blasted during my time visiting the site, I continued reading the synopsis:

[the movie is a] hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer’s back is turned. “Barnyard� is a lighthearted tale centering around Otis (voiced by Kevin James), a carefree party cow, who enjoys singing, dancing and playing tricks on humans. Unlike his father Ben (voiced by Sam Elliott), the respected patriarch of the farm, and Miles, the wise old mule (voiced by Danny Glover), Otis is unconcerned about (voiced by Sam Elliott), the respected patriarch of the farm, and Miles, the wise old mule (voiced by Danny Glover), Otis is unconcerned about keeping the animals’ humanlike talents a secret. But when suddenly put in the position of responsibility, the “udderly� irresponsible cow finds the courage to be a leader.

Further site exploration revealed that Otis’s dad Ben is also a cow who gives Otis advice about responsible masculinity: “Otis, a strong man stands up for himself; a stronger man stand up for others.� (Very manly advice, isn't it?) Also, Otis attracts Daisy, a female cow, during a party in the barn. So, the plot thickens, although nothing officially discusses transgenderism. However, I think that Rick Santorum, the cretin senator from Pennsylvania who compared homosexual marriage to bestiality, is not going to like this movie anyway.

I am not the only one speculating about the underlying messages in Barnyard. There is much buzz on the internet, and disappointingly, not one supportive voice can be found for bovine transgender issues. The best commentary I found on the matter came from MaryAnn Johanson at FlickFilosopher wrote in a razor-sharp commentary on gender roles in the film:

That’s what we have here: a barnyard full of CGI cows with udders who are nevertheless somehow male. Even though “male cow� is like saying “girls who are guys.� If there was a point that writer/director Steve Oedekerk was trying to make with his strange transsexual bovines, it’s lost on me. Perhaps there was no intended point, and it’s merely that Oedekerk (who wrote such idiocies as Bruce Almighty and Nutty Professor II: The Klumps) holds females of whatever species in general contempt. After all, he could have made a story about barnyard animals that took a fantastical spin off the reality of the barnyard, in which there could well be no steers or bulls at all. But then he couldn’t have a barnyard ruled by males. And then he couldn’t shoehorn in a line in which the animal who rules the barnyard -- a male cow -- insults his son -- a male cow -- by mistaking him for a girl cow, or, in other words, a cow.

Reading further at her site is a must.

From there, the comments degenerate into the type of nervous titters that one might expect from sixth graders watching a skin flick on late night cable while their parents are out. A Movie Every Day wrote,

All I needed was one look at a father and son cow sporting their udders to sh-udder. ‘What? Male cows do not have udders!…� I have no clue what writer/director Steve Oedekerk, was thinking. I have to imagine this was done on purpose. The amount of extra time needed to animate all of these udders on the male cows would certainly not have made it worth it to do

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ninjapoodles 5 pts

Even *I* have accidentally seen more than I expected to of *your* "body traits!" ;-)

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Liz Henry 5 pts

No way! Balls are way funnier than udders. Especially, imagine how stylized and grotesque they could be with CGI.

Testicles are totally hilarious. They flop around and stuff!

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Liz Henry 5 pts

That cracks me up Suzanne!!

I noticed definite gender weirdness in "The Ant Bully". Yes, a whole movie about a nest of ants that are presumably all female ( http://ants.pbwiki.com/Are%20all%20ants%20female ), but who really get far into that butch/femme thing. Those butch lesbian ants are amazingly male-identified!

Best line in the movie was when the femmy ant told the butch ant ( http://www.kids-in-mind.com/a/antbully.htm ) who was curiously trying to look at the human boy's naked body... "It's a male and humans like to keep their gender traits hidden."

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Suzanne 5 pts

when I saw that the guy behind this movie was also behind "Bruce Almighty." I did not see that masterpiece of T&A male fantasy either, but I immediately thought about the scene in the commercial where he uses his power to create wind to blow a woman's skirt up. Not cool.

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ninjapoodles 5 pts

which is why I agree with Erin (who got exactly the point I was trying to make, and expressed it better, using 7% as many words, the genius), and will NOT spend money on something that is just as inherently STUPID as father-son movie characters with prominent, *WORKING MAMMARY GLANDS*. Sorry, that's just not something I'm willing to "lighten up" over. If that's a choice you want to make, then you go right ahead. Vote with YOUR dollars, and I'll vote with mine. I won't spend a dime on anything that Tom Cruise has tainted in any way, either, because I have strong convictions about mental health awareness, and he mocks that important issue with his VERY PUBLIC "there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance" stance.

Yes, it IS "just a movie," which is why it's such an easy choice to make: not to support deliberate miseducation.

I was INUNDATED with emails from other parents who are staying away from this movie in droves for *just that reason*, so I'm definitely not alone.

Of course, I was never a huge Steve Oedekerk fan to begin with, as his movies pretty much speak for themselves as regards his opinion of women--besides being incredibly stupid and UNfunny. I didn't see the whole movie, thank heavens, but I remember the commercials for "Bruce Almighty," in which the main character is given the powers of GOD, and uses them for things like *increasing his girlfriend's breast size*. Yeah, I guess he's right. Boobs are just "funny."

And Terri, apparently most of the people working on the film were rather embarrassed about the prominent inaccuracy, but the buck stopped with Steve. As far as HIS sense of humor is concerned, I think you're spot-on in your assessment.

Belinda ( http://www.ninjapoodles.com )

Clamo88 5 pts

I don't see it as the "dumbening" of us, just the evidence that there are no signs of intelligent life in Hollywood!

Why are there udders? Because they spent most of their time thinking about the buck they might make and not the anatomy of a cow/bull.

My son initially thought udders were mulitiple "pee-pees"(the desription from a 3 year-old at the time). He was kind of grossed out when I told him that's where milk came from!

Maybe the film workers haven't progressed past three!?

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Domestic Goddess 5 pts

I agree that we don't have to swallow the garbage that is out there. I personally haven't seen the movie because I thought it looked rather inane.

Fortunately I don't have children who choose where to eat by the toys in the meal.

I think it is harder to avoid the drivel when you have little children who are constantly bombarded with toys and kids meals and movies.

At the prices they charge for movies now, it takes quite a lot for me to pay to see something in the theater. If we don't like what is out there, let the makers know about it and don't put money in their wallets.

Linda
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Erin Kotecki Vest 5 pts

...sure, it's just a movie. But I'm really tired of Hollywood and the media just assuming I'm an idiot.

...and in my zombie like state I will just swallow whatever incorrect garbage they package in a movie promotion/kids meal and call a "movie." There is entertainment, and there is taking advantage of a clueless society.
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Domestic Goddess 5 pts

I think I have to agree with Mr. Oedekerk. It is just a movie, lighten up!. He was going for something that he thought was humorous. He was making the movie and it was up to him to choose, like it or not.

Sure he could have made the main characther a bull with big horns. But honestly, would you really rather look at a big set of testicles flopping around instead of an udder? I would have to say that yes Steve, an udder is funnier.

Linda
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ninjapoodles 5 pts

the ONLY reason this whole "udder nonsense" issue upsets me is that it just contributes to the "dumbening" (to borrow a term from "The Simpsons") of our society. It had nothing to do with any sort of gender-related outrage--heaven knows there's plenty of THAT to go around as is. I would have felt exactly the same way if there had been an animated film about a nuclear, biological family of...mules. Which cannot reproduce with each other. Just as another example.

I guess I just feel like we have become so far removed from, and ignorant about, the food we eat and the creatures with which we share the planet, that any medium, especially one DIRECTED AT CHILDREN, that deliberately exacerbates that ignorance should be, well...clobbered with an FFA cattle exhibitor's rulebook.

Belinda ( http://www.ninjapoodles.com )

ninjapoodles 5 pts

My post ( http://ninjapoodles.blogspot.com/2006/07/nickelode... ) on this very topic resulted in just about as much attention as anything I've ever written--it was even picked up by a newspaper reporter at the St. Petersburg Times in Florida for the front page of their "Floridian" section--see their article here ( http://www.sptimes.com/2006/08/04/Floridian/Blogge... )--and spawned follow-up posts ( http://ninjapoodles.blogspot.com/2006/08/oh-funny-... ) both on my blog and others.

I am STILL getting multiple hits from this topic every day from Google searchers, and for a while there, my blog was the #1 Google search return, even above the film's official website, for searches like "nickelodeon films steve oedekerk" or "barnyard movie male cow udders." Oh, the pride. (I'm also the #1 return for the phrase "aluminum underpants," but I hardly ever get to brag about that one.)

I just saw an interview in which this particular question was addressed TO Mr. Oedekerk. The short answer? In the beginning, he was ignorant of the biology, but thought udders were "funny," and so put them on all the "cows." (Even this term drives me up the wall since there is NO SUCH THING AS A MALE "COW") Then, as the making of the movie went on and on and on, he was informed MANY times of this embarrassingly stupid error, and just decided that everyone needed to "lighten up," because "cows don't talk, either," and again, "udders are just funny." He had people BEGGING him, in his words, saying, "Steve, it's not too late to fix this thing." He just thought that their concern was "stupid." Well, I think his movies are stupid, so I guess we're even.

This one is just SO stupid I can't even see straight when I think about it. That's one kid's movie that will never see a dime of THIS parent's money.

Belinda ( http://www.ninjapoodles.com )