The season is over but I least I still have this.

The season is over but I least I still have this ....more

Did someone spike my Starbucks or is my screen blurry? #wtf

Did someone spike my Starbucks or is my screen blurry? #wtf ...more

Happy last day of being able to check the 30-44 box,...

Happy last day of being able to check the 30-44 box, babe! #thisis45 ...more

If by “immaculate” you mean cookies that taste like...

If by “immaculate” you mean cookies that taste like toothpaste then yeah, they’re immaculate #wholefoodscookieFAIL ...more

Before Headbands the game there was Headbands the picture...

Before Headbands the game there was Headbands the picture book. You know, the one I wrote and illustrated back in 2008 with my then six-year-old daughter? Doesn’t ring a bell? ...more

That time your husband asked you if Gavin Rossdale was in 5...

That time your husband asked you if Gavin Rossdale was in 5 Seconds of Summer #thisis45 ...more

The eight year old is lying in bed reading Judy Blume. The 12...

The eight year old is lying in bed reading Judy Blume. The 12 year old just asked Siri if she was a robot. Life works in mysterious ways ....more

#mantrasunday #dayearly #truefreakingstory

#mantrasunday #dayearly #truefreakingstory ...more

The blonde leading the blind? #onlyatcamp

The blonde leading the blind? #onlyatcamp ...more