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Bunny Watch: 2007 (more interesting than politics!)

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- Las Vegas, New Mexico

The Las Vegas People's Flea Market runs every Saturday and Sunday morning through the year, regardless of weather. My son, age 12, calls it the Communist Junk Swap. Once a month I haul bags of forgotten crap from my garage, from my closet, toss them in the back of my neighbor's pick-up along with our most ragged Mexican blanket, and hand her a plate of homemade biscochitos for the trouble. She dumps us at the entrance. We take our free place among the other poor, spread our wares in uneven rows. Sometimes I place my extra Avon products next to framed photographs of California, but they rarely move. My boys sell their old clothes and toys. Sell no books, I tell them. No books. Books save us from certain death.

Last month, as I recovered from ovarian surgery, I sold the things I swore I would never place on that ground - my old tambourine, a party dress from 1925, a tiny gold ring inset with three emeralds - and I traded them for cold, hard cash. I didn't mind. I'm not the only mom with big dreams and worn pockets at the Communist Junk Swap.

We sat smack in the frayed middle, watched the Rock Man peddle boulders he stole from Corazon Canyon, Tamale Lady hawk spicy carne adovada and beans wrapped with tender cornmeal. I sent my youngest son, 10, to fetch us each a tamale, three for a buck, and we groaned with pleasure as red chili dripped from our fingers. Rabbit Man sat next to us on a cracked plastic lawn chair, a crate of fine plump bunnies at his feet.

"Hey, miss. You like those rabbit I sold you? Did you cook the liver like I told you - with a little cheese and jalapeno stuffed inside? So good. So good."

"No! Yuck!"

10 jumped to his feet.

"Those bunnies are our pets! We're not going to stuff them with cheese and peppers!"

The man laughed. He lifted his cowboy hat and ran dirty fingers through his hair.

"Son, those are 'meat pen' rabbits. They ain't for nothing but dinner."

He laughed again.

"You ain't from around here, are ya?"

I thought about those two bunnies, one white, one black, both girls with boy names, the ones my boys begged me to buy for four bucks each, Flea Market Rabbits destined for something greater than dinner, thought about the solid hutch I built from scrap wood, the way the critters snuggled close when we held them in our laps. Good bunnies, gentle. I smiled at the rancher and shook my head.

This morning White Bunny growled as I tried to lift her from the hutch for some playtime in the garden. She shied away from me, stared me down with squinted eyes.

Geeze, she looks kinda fat, I thought. I tried to gently lift her again.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

And in that split second I knew. I knew. I grabbed Black Bunny and hauled him feet over head. He seemed to shrug his shoulders as I prodded his privates. Yes. His.

Damn!

Tonight is full moon. The hutch now has a makeshift nesting box filled with hay. White Bunny seems calm now that I understand the situation. 10 and 12 renamed our house the Rough Rider Rabbit Ranch. The boys painted a sign on an old pizza pan and hung it over the front door. Triple R Ranch.

So. How many bunnies will we have by the end of the week?

Tell me YOUR story of unintentional pets!

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Birdie Jaworski 5 pts

thanks for posting your unintentional pet story, I will read it now! :)

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Birdie Jaworski 5 pts

Mista Bunny is getting snipped next Monday, and once Momma (no babes yet!) kindles, I'll make an appointment for her. I've been reading on bunny health, some fascinating data there. I will check out rabbit.org and see if I can rustle up a voucher, money is very tight at my homestead, but I will make it all work somehow. :)

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Birdie Jaworski 5 pts

Wow, I bet that's exactly what they did! 'Cause that's the way I'd wanna go, LOL!!!!! Too funny, Amanda! : )

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lindsay39 5 pts

Unintentional pets...I like that term!

For me, it started with two tiny kitten rescued from under a neighbor's wooden porch in rural Pennsylvania. It was early November and the nights were getting cold. My neighbor heard them. saw the mom cat climbing down through a hole on the far side of the porch, and decided that they would freeze to death if we did not rescue them.

This is going to be too long as a comment...I will continue on my blog...

http://radioactivecats.blogspot.com

Thank you for sparking my memories!

Cherish each moment, learn from each person you meet, gather wisdom and peace with each passing day

julesschroom 5 pts

I admit, I did drop what I was doing to read about Owen Wabbit, rest in peace. I just lost one of my bunnies, Petey this past December. Nine is a long time for a rabbit (that I know of) to live, Petey was only 6. I still have one rabbit left, Alley Mc Bunny http://www.flickr.com/photos/julesschroom/44332330... who I found in an- you guessed it-alley in my neighborhood.

A word of advice Birdie, it's good to get the female (well, and the male, too) spayed, as they have a high incidence of uterine cancer; not to mention, unplanned pregnancies. I found that out the hard way, when I bunny I had, Peanut wasn't spayed and she developed uterine cancer. If cost is an issue, you may be able to obtain vouchers from a bunny rescue in your area to cover most of the cost of spaying/neutering. Here is a website that I find helpful, and may provide links to obtain vouchers- http://www.rabbit.org/

Good luck with the wabbits- I know you'll have your hands full. I am eagerly awaiting the follow-up post to this story.

littlewhiteliar 5 pts

My brother never had a snake. My mom pretty much reached her limit allowing "rodents" in the house. An slithering actual predator would have been too much. He was just (like your sons, it seems) one of those soft-hearted boys who falls in love with something displayed in the "feeder" cage at the pet store. As far as their last moments, I like to pretend that they had an orgy. Mice don't care about incest and it have been a shame to die young virgins far (10 feet) from home.

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Birdie Jaworski 5 pts

Amanda, what a story! I wonder what they did behind that radiator - if they huddled together in their last moments, or if heat overcame them. Did your brother get new mice for the snake?

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Birdie Jaworski 5 pts

Duh! I made the assumption. It's still just a gorgeous piece about a wonderful bunny.

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littlewhiteliar 5 pts

We always thought my brother's female mice were a little on the lezzy side. They, too, were meant for dinner (served on an unhinged snake jaw). One day my brother said that they had "broken" inside the cage. Broken into like five hundred ugly, bald, pink mice. So much for lesbians. Weeks later, when my brother as gone on an overnight, the babies staged an escape. I'm not sure whether they formed a sort of bio-ladder or what, but when my brother got back, the cage was empty except for Mom and Dad. The babies never showed so much as a whisker. Until we moved, years later, and my mom found a stack of little mouse skeletons behind my brother's radiator.

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Pam 5 pts

I didn't write that post. I was an avid Owen fan, but the site belongs to my friend Knox and he wrote the obit.

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Birdie Jaworski 5 pts

Pam, thank you so much. Everyone - drop what you are doing and read Pam's beautiful bunny tale. :) It's worth the click, many fold over.

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Pam 5 pts

Birdie,

Thought you might enjoy this tale of a bunny I once knew. This is, morbidly, his obituary, but we loved Owen. A lot.

http://bikenerd.blogspot.com/2006/07/owen-he-was-g...

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