I'm a 50 year old woman who has returned to Kansas City, the place where I grew up, after living the bohemian life in Austin, TX for many years. After years of constantly choosing Mr. Wrong, I've finally found Mr. Right and have decided not to fuck up the relationship by getting married. Our children are grown and we're living an insanely blissful life together in our 100 year-old house with a dog and two cats. We spend a lot of time laughing at shit.