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When my mom used to tell me not to use the word “butt,” I thought she was hopelessly old-fashioned. I didn’t realize how completely horrible it is to hear a word I screamed in a drunken stupor (“I like big butts, and I cannot lie!) in college emanating from the mouth of an adorable three-year-old. I won’t let her say “butt” now. Maybe I’ll be less dorky when she’s twelve.

As much as we’d like to believe Eminem is to blame for our children’s potty mouths, it’s us. We say stupid things all the time, especially in traffic, and you know it as well as I do. And if it’s not us, then it’s our spouses/friends/family/in-laws. I had a friend in high school whose parents would tell him things like “artichoke” were bad words. I’m not sure that’s the best route, but it certainly wins bonus points for originality.

Courtney at Silicon Valley Mom’s Blog wrote after her sweet daughter dropped a few choice phrases:

Okay, now it sounds like we must be blaspheming and dropping f-bombs all over the place in my house. But, we really do try to keep adult talk to adult-only audiences. I guess it’s a lesson to us that she’s paying attention to more than we think – and, that we have to be more mindful of what we’re muttering under our breaths.

Even if our own kids aren’t swearing, hearing other kids swear can have an adverse effect, too. Or, it can have a good effect, if you classify “good” as “wake-up call to potty-mouthed self,” according to Sherry at iVillage.

You know, hearing that ugly word come out of that little angelic face was truly a much-needed lesson for me as a parent. Because I have been slipping a lot lately in the swearing department and I can only blame NYC traffic for so much.

But in the midst of all this twittering over wee cussing, experts seem to think a little sailor-talk won’t really hurt anyone.

Whether it's a small child calling someone a "pooh-bum" or an older child using more offensive profanities, most experts regard swearing as a developmental stage kids go through.

That doesn't mean parents should tolerate swearing or not take appropriate action – but it does mean their children won't necessarily turn into juvenile delinquents!

So you know, don’t sweat it too much, but if you can, watch your &#$@ing language, eh? At least in front of the kids.

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kazari 5 pts

I never heard my mother swear until I was 20-something. It was a shock! But also very funny : )
Here's 2 thoughts on bad language:
Baden-Powell (the guy who invented boy scouts, also a life long military man) said that swearing is effective stress relief, and therefore should be saved for times when your really, really need it. Overuse lessens the power, and therefore effectiveness. Also leads to inadvertent slips in front of the queen mother : )
Kids will always find new and interesting ways to insult each other. For every insult you ban, they will invent another one. This can actually turn into a very funny exercise in creative use of language - and if you play it right, everyone ends up giggling. One of my favourites was "dunny breath".
Maybe you have to be Australian.

hollibobolli 5 pts

Which I *try* to use on my blog, as somehow my family always seem to find the few foul language posts. You gotta love getting grief from your Mommy at age 37.

Amazingly, "son-of-a-biscuit" still sounds shocking to me... at least from a 3-year-old.

I had one of the worst potty mouths.. until I taught kindergarten. I learned to turn it around.. but fast.

"Hate" was also a big "no no" in our house.. I distinctly remember telling my sister I hated her.. once. And then clamping my mouth over her face as she tried to tell our mom.

In our house, it's "bottom-we-don't-say-butt" if someone says it on tv.. so I guess the secondary "b-word" still gets air time.

Holli

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Elisa Camahort 5 pts

...was my mom's refrain whenever we sad "I hate" anything.

And damned if I don't find myself saying "hate is a very strong word" too!

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Rita Arens 7 pts

I had a TA in college that would say "bullcaca," which had a nice ring to it.

How do I say "shit" in German?
Surrender, Dorothy ( http://surrenderdorothy.typepad.com )- When I was your age, we just let them ride in the back window.

Mama Zen 5 pts

My big no no phrase is "shut-up." That, I will not tolerate. Of course, kids hear it all the time, so it's a hard one to eliminate.

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Amanda_Magee 5 pts

We were beneath the willow trees at Amazon Park in Eugene, Oregon circa 1980. I had just said "god damnit" which was no great shakes in my house. Lisa came to me pointing her finger in my face and spat that she couldn't be my friend on account of my dirty mouth. She left, taking with her all the other kids. I remember being so hurt and humiliated but not really understanding why. I am working on defining the line between at home and other places, letting my girls know that certain things are ok at home and not anywhere else, though we are colorful on occasion god damnit is taboo and simply not said.

nellewrites 6 pts

we were driving who knows where. T is at the wheel, our 3 year old daughter in the back seat. Suddenly someone pulls out right in front of us, prompting T to blurt out an emphatic "ass hole!"

There is a momentary silence, followed by a voice from the back seat "mommy, why is he an ass hole?"

nelle ( http://www.nelle2nelle.org/ )

skenny 5 pts

When one of my sons first attempts at speaking (at the tender age of five months) was an F like sound, we decided that we needed to eliminate dropping f-bombs around him.

Julie Marsh 5 pts

Instinctively, my older one seems to know what she ought never say (f-bombs in particular) and what is amusing, if not entirely permissible ("I picked up all my crap!").

I'm actually more bothered by insulting language (stupid, jerk, "I hate...") than the typical curse words.

mothergoosemouse

Jenn Satterwhite 5 pts

"I hate..."

I am adamant over that one. (Though it slips out more than I would like.) I think part of the whole language issue is dependent on the age of your child. Does my teen use words my 1st grader better not? Of course. Do I use words I would rather not hear my teen say? Absolutely.

I try to censor myself, but sometimes saying, "Oh darnit fluffy bunny butts dang it to hector!" just does not cut it. They hear it. And they know not to use it. (Often.)

~Jenn~
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karriew 5 pts

about a time and a place.

My husband and I both have colorful vocabularies--Boston traffic, and all-- so it should come as no surprise that our three year-old sometimes repeats things he has overheard.

The less we react--challenging--the less likely he is to call the cat an a-hole. Personally though, I really just want him to try not to use words at school that will cause trouble. I don't really care if he says shit or damn it at home.

Lia Hadley 5 pts

In Germany the harmless form of swearing is to say shit (in English) instead of the German word. It's considered swearing in good taste. When my son was a year and a half, he came home one afternoon from the babysitters saying shit every time one of his toys would fall, if he bumped himself, if was having trouble with his Dublo blocks. I tried to get him to say darn, because we were due to go and visit my parents in Grenada, where shit is shit and not necessarily something a small child should say. After a herculean effort, my son started saying darnshit, which was an improvement but only a bit of one.

Finally, out of desperation I asked his German babysitter whether she could say darn instead of shit and after of few days of hearing the word, my son switched.

Maybe there is a time and place for swearing. Children are intelligent enough to learn that what they can say and how they say it when in the company of their friends, isn't the same things they can say in front of their parents or grandparents or potential employer.

lia from luebeck, germany

Author of the media safe 101 ( http://rtb03mediasafe.blogspot.com/ ) page on the Red Tent Blog ( http://virtualredtent.blogspot.com ) and the personal yum yum cafe ( http://yumyumcafe.blogspot.com/ )

Tasteslikecrazy 5 pts

My husband is a sailor and cusses like one. He's started trying to curb his "language" and ends up saying horsefeathers or bullpepper instead.@ss
off at him.

www.TasteLikeCrazy.com ( http://www.TasteLikeCrazy.com )

Recovering Overachiever 5 pts

I definitely couldn't say "butt." I also couldn't say "darn it," "you suck," and "I hate you."
My parents were furious with me when I would cuss in high school (so I didn't), but my younger sisters cussed up a storm when they were in high school and my parents didn't bat an eye lash, though it made me cringe.

Recovering Overachiever ( http://recoveringoverachiever.blogspot.com )

zchamu 5 pts

Heh. This reminds me of an Ari Gold quote from Entourage. He spits out a ream of foul language then sweetly says to his daughter, "Only Daddy speaks that way!"

ThreeSeven ( http://www.threeseven.ca )... attention deficits at work.