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Colon Cancer Sucks Ass

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I can only imagine how much it truly does suck - ass. My significant other has ulcerative colitis Crohn's Disease and that stinks, literally and figuratively.

Christine has a nice, if new, blog titled Colon Cancer Sucks Ass so named because it does, obviously, suck ass and because her friends love her enough to create cool t-shirts with that lovely phrase on the front and "Nip it in the butt" on the back. (You can still buy some shirts - go on, you know you want one and it's for a good cause!)

As ass sucky as it is, Christine has a good attitude...

The twice daily injections have to continue for now. Although my blood has thinned to the point that I'm bruising more easily and I have had a bloody nose, it is not even close to thin enough. "Normal" is 1.0. I need to get to 2.0. I can stop the injections at 1.5. I am at 1.2. UGH!! So we've upped my dosage of coumadin and will continue the injections. I have to go in Friday to get another blood test done. At least I already have an surgical follow-up Friday, so it's not going to be an extra trip... always find that silver lining.

...and a better sense of humor.

I'll also find out tomorrow if I need to continue the twice daily shots of blood thinner. If my blood is thin enough, I can stop the injections and just take the daily pill. Unsurprisingly, I am really hoping for that. I'm getting little bruises all over my stomach from the shots. I wonder if it would make a picture if I connected the dots?

Sense of humor is important when dealing with disease of the rear end, trust me I know this first hand. And again, Christine has it.

As a side note, my original belly button is doing as well as can be expected. The surgical team was nice enough to make the incision around it, so the physical appearance has not been disturbed. Emotionally though, it is quite disconcerting to find yourself suddenly duplicated and to find that your doppelganger is getting much more attention on a very regular basis. It's definitely something to think about.

Go visit Christine and encourage her to keep sharing both attitude and humor with us on her blog. This stuff is important to those of us dealing with tummy troubles and potty problems.

~Denise
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Denise 7 pts moderator

Dooce is constantly talking the potty talk, which I like, but because it happens so often it is rarely noteworthy, ya know?

But her entry about searching for laxatives in Amsterdam ( http://www.dooce.com/archives/daily/02_17_2006.htm... ) was terrific. Terrific for two reasons - first, even though you can talk the talk, sometimes you find yourself unable to find the right words without dying of embarrassment and second - because having a life partner who can help is awesome!

~Denise

Christine Niemi 5 pts

Thank you for linking to my blog. I started it to keep my family and friends updated on my illness, but found it theraputic to write about all of this crap. It sucks, but I read somewhere that the only thing worse that knowing you have colon cancer is NOT knowing that you have colon cancer. Things could definitely be worse!

Christine

Denise 7 pts moderator

I'm assuming you've done some food journaling to see if you tolerate some types of solids better than others? No bloody stool? Mucus stool?

This afternoon, which means nowish? Well I'll be thinking good thoughts for your diagnosis.

~Denise

Debra Roby 5 pts

Denise,

I can 1/4C of solids without getting severe acid reflux and a "gassy" feeling. But I take unlimited fluids.. piddle and poop.. no fever, no pain. It really does act now like someone stapled my stomach.

When it began, however, my blood pressure dropped and I was nauseau. And slept all day.

From my searching online, there is a stomach kind of hernia that is easily dianosed with an MRI and easily repaired with out patient surgery. (even under a local...Yay!!). So this afternoon, we see if this is what's up.

Debra
A Stitch In Time ( http://astitchintime.blogspot.com )
Simple Still Life ( http://simplestilllife.blogspot.com )

Denise 7 pts moderator

I hope you do snag one of those tees and consider wearing it during bouts of tummy troubles in your friend's memory. I am sure she would approve.

Now about your undiagnosed, you really think it's a hernia? Want to talk about it?

~Denise

Debra Roby 5 pts

Since one of my best friends just died of Colon Cancer.. I can appreciate how shitty it is! Gee, she would have LOVED this blog.. and bought us all t-shirts to wear in her memory.

Maybe I will buy one in her memory (but not today... just bought new shoes!)

I, too, am suffering from an as yet undiagnosed digestive ailment. Will be until I see my doctor tomorrow. Then we'll bet on the diagnosis, he'll agree with me.. and the tests next week will show I have a stomach hernia. Hey! It's like getting a stomach stapled, without any incision or doctor bills!! But darn it, they'll want to fix it.

Debra
A Stitch In Time ( http://astitchintime.blogspot.com )
Simple Still Life ( http://simplestilllife.blogspot.com )

Denise 7 pts moderator

I have become the queen of potty talk, my g/f is the goddess of potty talk and we're raising children who can talk the talk too!

I read your blog daily but did not know you suffered from an undiagnosed digestive ailment. Those undiagnosed things are the pits, not that getting a diagnosis is any walk in the park!

:-)

~Denise

Suzanne 5 pts

As a person who suffers from (and sometimes writes graphically about) a Mysterious Undiagnosed Digestive Ailment, I appreciate that you brought Christine's blog to BlogHer attention. Since potty talk is generally shunned among adults (particularly women), it is so important to show that a lot of women suffer from digestive problems, and that we should not be ashamed to talk about it. (And I also loved the title of your post!)

Suzanne R.
Campaign for Unshaved Snatch (CUSS)& Other Rants ( http://cussandotherrants.blogspot.com/ )