Not a calamity
by emdashes

but Calamity Jane, who's just started reviewing for Ain't It Cool News. She writes, sassily:

I look forward to writing weekly reviews of politically minded DVDs recently released and pre-releases. Just to give u talkbackers something to steam over, I am a passive aggressive political individual. I like Ghandi & Mr. Thomas J. yep:O) bring it on!

Her first review's of Death in Gaza. Look for her words on a movie screen near you—correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as I know AICN was the first website to make it into the trailers, and still one of the only ones listed there alongside Tony Scott and co. I'm all for the movie-review free-for-all; one can distinguish the good critics from the bad, and I plan to, but anyone can be a film snob if they study hard and swallow all their Kael. Nutritious and delectable.