I take this man/woman/screaming nightmare...
I planned a wedding once. Not long enough to actually end up married, but long enough to have a wedding nightmare.
In my nightmare, the officient didn't show up, and I was running around the hotel yelling, "Is Anyone Here A Notary? Is Anyone Here A Notary?"
Rachael, on the other hand, learned many useful things from her wedding nightmare (and inspired this post).
Phangirl "Necesito un hairdo!"
And Groomzilla had his first wedding nightmare the same night his soon-to-be had a first one, too! (I really like this one - I think because in mine I was running around looking for something, too, so as I read his, I just feel it, you know?)