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I recently reviewed my reader stats. I admit yes, I obsessively check my daily stats; sometimes two or three times a day. However, I rarely find myself digging through what actually got people to the space where I squat and call it my blog.
Honestly, I don't know if it was a good idea to dig through and find the search words that veered people to my assigned spot of the drive in movie. Truly some of these words are sick; imaginative yes, but truly sick.
Does it in any way reflect upon my content?
Should I clean up my act or my words?
Just looking at some of our BlogHer blog names I could only imagine what kind of traffic they receive.
What search words would land someone at say; 21st Century Lesbian Trailer Trash? I went to her blog. I read it and I didn't see hardly anything that might warrant a deviant sexual reference. In fact she is way smarter than me and has an obvious extensive vocabulary which I seem not to employ. But I'm still curious; could only her creative name cause her to blush while reviewing her reader stats?
Another one that I love CUSS, Campaign for Unshaved Snatch and other rants. I could only imagine what kind of search word UFO's are hovering over her site. I could only cringe and laugh hysterically were I ever to get a look.
Then I dropped intoCommunicatrix, I know she must get some strange search demons if only for her name ending in "trix". I read her site too and she always has something lovely to say. In fact her post today was rather inspirational and devoid of bathroom humor or sexual innuendo.
"You are not this collection of aches and pains that consume your body now. You are not this bundle of anger and fear and despair that you feel you are now. You are not these bills, these woes, these slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. These are things that are happening to you? That's just what they are: things that are happening to you.
Your essence lies deep within-possibly being tested to the limits of its endurance, probably pissed off, but there, at the heart of you, is the heart of you."
But I kept reading and much to my surprise the lady can really use the word snatch in some very creative ways.
"So what was #1 on my to-do list after being shut in for two weeks? That's right: the new film about Sharon Stone's snatch!
If you've forgotten, it's been 14 years since Miss Stone's snatch first grabbed the spotlight in the original. The premise was ludicrous, the script was ridiculous, the acting was serviceable. And none of it mattered because Sharon and her snatch were magnificent. MAGNIFICENT, I tell you! She was feral and sexy and smart and every single minute she was onscreen, she and her snatch were on fire. You could not look anywhere else. She was the very definition of supahstah!"
I wonder what kind of traffic she received that day?
As I weave my way through a technical web of which I know nothing about I wonder about my Technorati stats; are they correct? And how do they know anyway?
I once tagged one of my posts and then felt dumb because I was trying to drive traffic to my site so, I didn't tag again. And to think I started this because I just needed a creative spot to lay my head and, now I'm trying to hog the spotlight on a site where women really do write about important things having to do with feminism, politics and technology all at the same time. But yet again here I am about to drive traffic to our site that may cause my Grandma shame or, maybe not.
What's the strangest search term that you've found in your stats?
