I should be folding laundry.

(Photo proof that I am, in fact, still alive....more

This isn't a real post.

Oh, Internets....more

The Gay Divorcées

It's been brought to my attention recently that a certain person I know will not tolerate my "gay lifestyle", nor will she allow us to "promote being gay" at an upcoming birthday party we'll all be attending.Well....more

Oh yes we did.

First we did this. What do you do when you're told to pretend you're not...more

Life, Phase Two

(No, I'm not pregnant, thanks for asking.) It's been a month since I loaded up the kids and the cats and began this second phase of my life.So far so good. We unpacked the last box in the new house two days ago.  It probably would have been two weeks ago, but we hit a road block when it came to decorating.  Not because we disagree on style--we can sit down with a Pottery Barn catalog and fully decorate our dream house in less than ten minutes with nary a disagreement.  But our chotchkies and framed prints? They came with emotional baggage that neither of us expected.  For an entire day it was nothing but wooden chickens and tears ....more

Why yes, I AM still alive.

Internets, I have been neglecting you.  But I have a good reason.  Tomorrow is my kids' last day of school, which means it's been a busy couple of weeks leading up to it.  And I'm having a Lupus flare up that makes me want to sleep for a year.  Oh, and I'm moving in nine days.NINE DAYS.  Maybe even seven.  We'll see how that works out ....more

Seven Children?!

Did you read the title in Julie Andrew's voice? ...more

America's Favorite Cookie

Still the Best Week Ever

Every year I find myself wanting to write pages and pages about my week in the Outer Banks with some of the best people on the planet, but every year I end up writing he same thing.  We talked a lot.  We laughed a lot.  We ate a lot.  There was knitting and copious amounts of wine consumption.  There was the daily frolicking of the dolphins as we watched them from the upper deck of the house.  Just like every ...more