Dried-on Milk

I am a full-time mommy, wifey and graphic designer-y. I am extremely honest about nearly all facits of my life and tell it like I see it. I'm a little bit crazy and definitely spirited. I mainly write about the hardships of parenting and my awesomely imperfect life.

Let's Get Ready for Summer, Shall We?

I'm SO over winter. We are finally starting to get some warmer weather. THANK YA, LAWD! ...more

BOOK SIGNING! This Saturday, April 4th!

Get a copy of the hilariously funny and heart-grabbing book, I STILL JUST WANT TO PEE ALONE (Vol. 3). Three contributing authors will be at The Sugar Path in Geneva, IL to meet with you and sign your books ....more

I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!I Still Just Want to Pee Alone (I Just Want to Pee Alone) (Volume 3) is for sale! I'm stupid excited!!!!!!I've been blogging for about seven years now. About five and a half of those years consisted mostly of pictures and videos of my kids (on different blog) ....more

Moving Mountains

I've had so many thoughts in my head lately and for some reason I can't get them out. I'm going to try today. I need to purge ....more

What on Earth is Cannabidiol (CBD)?

Have you ever heard of CBD (Cannabidiol) products? Am I the only non-pot head here? I had never heard of this before ....more

Boogie Man

My kids get up frequently in the night just to ask us to put them back to bed. I've gotten so use to being woken up 40 times in the night that it doesn't seem to matter anymore. It's like an annoying routine ....more

Do You Live a Healthy Whole Life?

Hello, lovelies!!! Happy New Year! I have a special surprise for y'all on this beautiful Friday ....more

A New Year, A New Mom of the Year

This is a tough one to write about and I've debated if I should post this so many times. I finally decided to just hit publish and cross my fingers you guys understand why I write this. I've mentioned a million times before that Ava (6.5 years old) is, and always has been, our "spirited" child ....more

It's a good thing I didn't choose teaching as a profession.

Jeezum, this year has been quite the blur. Hasn't it? Thanksgiving is NEXT FREAKIN WEEK, YO!! ...more

Every Child Deserves A Bright Start!

It's no secret that Ava has a little trouble reading. So when I was approached to participate in a “Happy Readers, Healthy Kids” blogger briefing for...more