Amalah used to get drunk a lot and buy expensive handbags to fill the
baby-shaped hole in her handbag collection. Now she has a baby and
writes about the babybabybaby all the damn time. She went back to work
recently because she does not love the baby, at all, not one little
bit. Although you might not realize this because she's always posting
goopy stuff about how much she looooooves her absolutely delicious
baby, even though it means her handbags smell like puke. She is pretty
sure that no one on earth has ever had a baby before.