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So,
One day I was driving while juggling a cup of coffee with an awkwardly capped lid. At one point the lid totally popped off and the cuppajoe proceded to spill all over the (thankfully empty) passenger seat and not on my lap or on anyone else that would have otherwise gotten the brunt of scalding-caffienated-love-ichor. (It was a mocha, afterall).
Anxious to sop up the mess while still keeping my left hand on the wheel, I scrambled looking for a napkin and failed to find one.
But lo!
Being the resourceful kind of gal that I am, I grabbed my purse, went into that "chicky emergency stash" and pulled out a tampon (yes, a tampon) and put it on the seat until all the coffee was soaked up.
Clearly, this macgyver-esque episode was not what was intended with the design of this particular gynvention.
And also clearly, the utility should not have then, thereby, flung out the window so that it would hit the windshield of the jerkhole in the SUV that was tailgating me at 75 MPH for the 15 minutes prior.
Do you have examples on how you may have used this or a similar gynvention where it was clearly NOT FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE ?
