I had the rare opportunity of taking three 14 year old girls shopping for back to school clothes and school supplies this year.  It was quite the experience.  One I don't recommend anyone braving without fireprotection around their wallet and a helmet.  The helmet is for the headbanging you will resort to while they make up their minds.

Moms interested in natural remedies and avoiding over-the-counter solutions for teething babies have discovered a wealth of safe options. But if you're a new mom entering teething for the first time, or a mom of a particularly challenging teether, where can you turn to find this information?

Dean Dad recently experienced a forehead-slapping moment about bilingual education:

I entered the pool area at the gym today and par for the course asked whoever was already in the water (in this case, two men): 
JESSICA:  Is it cold?
One man just responded with a blank stare. The other, a 40 something year old, who from this point forward shall be known as "Freaky Guy ", loudly asked:
FREAKY GUY:  What are you?  A sissy? Hop in.

When Dorie Anderson meets a cute guy, she becomes a huge klutz. But one
phone call has turned her dead-end dating life into an adventure: she's
won a trip on a singles' cruise to Fiji. On board, she soon meets pro
baseball player Andy, and the ship's hunky French doctor. She's sure
she'll fall head- over-heels in no time. Unfortunately, she's right:
soon, she trips over her luggage right in front of them. Mortifying.
But a bigger disaster is just on the horizon. Dorie finds a man
murdered in his bunk the same night a storm wrecks the ship, stranding

Tonights prayer dear Lord is for peace....

Dear Lord....my savior and redeemer...
 
Today I need to remember how much you have blessed me...
 
I need to get my focus right...
 
To take my eyes off of life's trials and onto You and only You...
 
To focus on all that You have done for me...
 
And all the love and mercy you have shown me!
 
I do not deserve any of it!
 
And yet You freely give...
 
No matter how badly I mess up...
 
You are always there to pick me back up...
 

Republican pollster Frank Luntz thinks so. He sought to reassure the California Republican delegation that Obama's lead in polls is, in part, an illusion...

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