not funny, at all, and yet so so funny
By Tia Please on June 05, 2012
had fun today coming up with all kinds of ways that I'll be able to screw up this child. My favorite plan was the one where I tape her feet together so she'll never be able to walk and will therefore remain manageable and portable, all in the name of bringing some culture to her life and raising her chinese. I laughed about a hundred times today thinking of it. Thank you to my partner in experimental-child-rearing crimes, you know who you are.
I had a massage today. I'm ready.
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