An ode to poop

Originally posted at: http://fourunder4plustwo.blogspot.com

Ode to poop

 
Please bear in mind that I had one hell of a week last week, between the giant cluster-you-know-what that began my week (one reader described this episode as a 'perfect storm', which I felt was rather apropos), and then a similar experience Friday/Saturday when Sheldon had an adverse reaction to the post-surgery pain medication from his neutering, and proceeded to have fits of diarrhea all over himself and our entire house. I really ought to stop posting about stuff like this. People will never come over again. *FYI we did use a carpet cleaner*

An ode to poop

Scrub scrub scrub

No escape.
Pursuing me relentlessly,
Wherever I go-
Ubiquitous.

Scrub scrub scrub

Lingering in the air,
A memento of hours lost
And hands chafed-
Fragrant.

Scrub scrub scrub

Such varied nature;
Your abiding mark simultaneously
Inspiring art, provoking tears-
Versatile.

Scrub scrub *gag*

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