Online Dating Research shows:The male EGO is alive and well!

The Cakes McCain (one-woman) Web Dating Research Foundation's on-going study proves more and more men on online dating websites are copping this attitude...

The irony is staggering.

Some examples:

What should I think if the profile name that you have chosen is “baldyballsagain” and your profile photo includes 2 preteen girls?

Comments you may think are charming, clever and funny? 

Well, they’re actually kind of lame...

Email from 'rocketnerd': "Ahh another stunningly beautiful day just starting. It just feels so awesome!!! Had such a productive day, then gym, sushi and drinks with a lovely lady. In Italia ze life is gudde, verri gudde."

If your date was so lovely, why are you emailing me on a dating site?

The fact this 'Star' doesn’t drive the token perv's crappy Fiat, doesn’t make him less sleazy -

Star: Hey... when I will see you? :D

CM: You're the stalker. LOL! Why are you asking me? I have friends in Milan I can visit, but I can't go up there at this moment. I have to work, and I just paid a ridiculous amount to money to the Italian government.

Star: You pay a lot because Italy is beautiful...

CM: Yes, however in the words of your countrymen: “the balls are broken.”

Star: I can bring to you a couple of new hard balls... wanna try?

CM: Only if there are solid and made of dark chocolate, or torrone.

(Oh, please let this discourse end here, I can see where this is going...)

Star: You want to bite them? I have something hard to make you taste... lol... same shape of salame... hard like torrone, sweet like chocolate.

CM: It better be made of sugar, and not a body part. Contrary to the Italian mentality, and men on this site - I am NOT actually here to get laid.

OK maybe I am, but within the confines of a healthy functional relationship... Until then, there is always cake.


Let there be Cake.

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