Online Dating for Trolls

What happens when two trolls of the opposite sex attempt online dating?  Hilarity and vulgarity ensue: 

 

 

 

Genie,

 

How are you? Not a lot here. Been feeling lonely. I guess a good sleep will do some good. For now just lonely and bored. Also in writers cramp mode. Considering writing something for mature audiences. Sex has been on my mind but I think a good rest will set me fresh. Prob just having withdrawl. lol Hope I''m not being horn doggish. I guess this came to mind when I read a couple of your blogs. hope I'm not getting too perverted. It's not like I can do anything about it, ROFL

J.

 

 

 

John,

 

oh Hi!  I just got this.  So, which one of my blogs ...hmm...I've been so focused on the construction, i forgot about the sexy times I wrote about.

 

I miss sex too.  I'm in my third year of Celibacy, and although it's been a good break (the longest EVAR), I miss being intimate.  

 

I've just not met anyone that I'm attracted to, plus, been pretty angry.  If you couldn't tell by the writings. lol.

 

Also, if you write something sexy for posting, make sure it's double anonymous.  The Borg have a tendency to track down anyone they deem perverts and assimilate them. ;-)  haha.

 

G.

 

 

 

J.

Have you ever been married?  I can't remember your POF profile...

 

 

Genie,

 

Part of it is ego. I read about guy who would just thrust into you without feeing any compassion for you. I'm the opposite of 50Cent. I'm into making love not just having sex. I do miss the foreplay. So miss going down on a woman. Miss the oral, giving and receiving. Miss and love getting as deep as possible in a woman. Do miss paying attention to all parts of a woman.

 

Just like every other guy, I think I can do better, lol. How sad.

 

I do respect you being celibate though. Takes plenty of discipline, and maybe some masturbating,

 

J

 

 

 

I'm divorced. Was married once.

J.

 

 

 

 

J.

Hmm, that's not sad at all. It's just what a woman longs to hear. :-)  But, even though my situation was pretty FUBAR, there was a reason I was with them, fooled by them.  It's why I've been on a break - to figure that out.  When's the last time you were with a woman?

 

Yes, plenty of discipline - lots of masturbating. :-)

G.

 

 

 

Genie,

 

It's been over 2 months since I've been with a woman. It was great. Great time of doggie style and lots of fellatio. Do miss eating out. Anyway, I had her bent over and kept thrusting for  quite awhile.

 

 

 

actually whaking right now (turning red)

 

 

 

Genie,

 

I'm very sorry. Maybe I went too far. 

 

 

 

J.

Yeah. I'm not a sexter. sorry.  Besides that, sex is about a mental and physical connection.  You really haven't shared anything about yourself that's of any consequence, so how am I supposed to be turned on?  

 

If you wish to continue to email, that's fine. But it will be as friends only from here on out. No sex talk.

 

G.

 

 

 

Very fair, thanks. You're right there has to be a basis.

 

J.

 

 

 

This also proves I''m terrible at it and should notg do it. I'm sorry for even suggesting that. For that matter even thinking it. Headed to bed :( sorry. Just miss my gf.

 

J.

 

 

 

Soooo, you have a girlfriend now? lol. What are you doing on POF?  You're beginning to sound suspicious and inauthentic.

 

G.

 

 

 

And dang, why aren't you sexting her?  If I had a BF, I'd be all over it. :)

 

G.

 

 

 

G.

she's the friend in the hospital. She had a nervous breakdown so no cell phone. We had been dating for 8 months. Her drugs took out her libido recently. I think I was just being selfish. Hell, that's what masturbation is for the most part all about, you're sexing yourself.. Again I'm sorry. I grew so digusted with myself that I quit POF. I tried looking for more friends and chat, not sex chat. I then saw your pics and really likes them to the point of exciting me,. NOT your fault. I feel bad though. I just visited her last night. Very scared for her. 

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