Online Dating for Trolls

What happens when two trolls of the opposite sex attempt online dating?  Hilarity and vulgarity ensue: 

 

 

 

Genie,

 

How are you? Not a lot here. Been feeling lonely. I guess a good sleep will do some good. For now just lonely and bored. Also in writers cramp mode. Considering writing something for mature audiences. Sex has been on my mind but I think a good rest will set me fresh. Prob just having withdrawl. lol Hope I''m not being horn doggish. I guess this came to mind when I read a couple of your blogs. hope I'm not getting too perverted. It's not like I can do anything about it, ROFL

J.

 

 

 

John,

 

oh Hi!  I just got this.  So, which one of my blogs ...hmm...I've been so focused on the construction, i forgot about the sexy times I wrote about.

 

I miss sex too.  I'm in my third year of Celibacy, and although it's been a good break (the longest EVAR), I miss being intimate.  

 

I've just not met anyone that I'm attracted to, plus, been pretty angry.  If you couldn't tell by the writings. lol.

 

Also, if you write something sexy for posting, make sure it's double anonymous.  The Borg have a tendency to track down anyone they deem perverts and assimilate them. ;-)  haha.

 

G.

 

 

 

J.

Have you ever been married?  I can't remember your POF profile...

 

 

Genie,

 

Part of it is ego. I read about guy who would just thrust into you without feeing any compassion for you. I'm the opposite of 50Cent. I'm into making love not just having sex. I do miss the foreplay. So miss going down on a woman. Miss the oral, giving and receiving. Miss and love getting as deep as possible in a woman. Do miss paying attention to all parts of a woman.

 

Just like every other guy, I think I can do better, lol. How sad.

 

I do respect you being celibate though. Takes plenty of discipline, and maybe some masturbating,

 

J

 

 

 

I'm divorced. Was married once.

J.

 

 

 

 

J.

Hmm, that's not sad at all. It's just what a woman longs to hear. :-)  But, even though my situation was pretty FUBAR, there was a reason I was with them, fooled by them.  It's why I've been on a break - to figure that out.  When's the last time you were with a woman?

 

Yes, plenty of discipline - lots of masturbating. :-)

G.

 

 

 

Genie,

 

It's been over 2 months since I've been with a woman. It was great. Great time of doggie style and lots of fellatio. Do miss eating out. Anyway, I had her bent over and kept thrusting for  quite awhile.

 

 

 

actually whaking right now (turning red)

 

 

 

Genie,

 

I'm very sorry. Maybe I went too far. 

 

 

 

J.

Yeah. I'm not a sexter. sorry.  Besides that, sex is about a mental and physical connection.  You really haven't shared anything about yourself that's of any consequence, so how am I supposed to be turned on?  

 

If you wish to continue to email, that's fine. But it will be as friends only from here on out. No sex talk.

 

G.

 

 

 

Very fair, thanks. You're right there has to be a basis.

 

J.

 

 

 

This also proves I''m terrible at it and should notg do it. I'm sorry for even suggesting that. For that matter even thinking it. Headed to bed :( sorry. Just miss my gf.

 

J.

 

 

 

Soooo, you have a girlfriend now? lol. What are you doing on POF?  You're beginning to sound suspicious and inauthentic.

 

G.

 

 

 

And dang, why aren't you sexting her?  If I had a BF, I'd be all over it. :)

 

G.

 

 

 

G.

she's the friend in the hospital. She had a nervous breakdown so no cell phone. We had been dating for 8 months. Her drugs took out her libido recently. I think I was just being selfish. Hell, that's what masturbation is for the most part all about, you're sexing yourself.. Again I'm sorry. I grew so digusted with myself that I quit POF. I tried looking for more friends and chat, not sex chat. I then saw your pics and really likes them to the point of exciting me,. NOT your fault. I feel bad though. I just visited her last night. Very scared for her. 

 

J.

 

 

 

J.

Wow, I'm so sorry to hear it. It's goo that you are there for her though.  Yes, this is what the current social debate is about, isn't it...men being in control of themselves when they see a girl they're attracted to.  I suppose it's why so many women are covered. The weakness of man. Fully admitted and praying for forgiveness while they cover up and hide that which they can't control.

 

T'is a pity.

G.

 

 

 

J.

Its why women will rule the world one day.  Soon.  ;-)

G.

 

 

 

Interesting article that was just posted:  http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/24/world/asia/woman-is-gang-raped-on-order-of-village-council-in-india.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&referrer=&_r=0

 

G.

 

 

 

G.

A female supremacist point of view should not persuade, just as a white or black supremacy point of view should not persuade. There are many women who control, one is Hilary Clinton. Another is Sarah Palin, both in different ways. People need to keep their sexual organs in check.

 

We had a girl just out of therapy at _____ apt in Heights. She partially disrobed in front of me and ____ in the living room. NOTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED. AS _____ and I slept, she stole 20 bucks from _______ purse and stole all of her meds and took them all at once, then took herself to a local nearby hospital. All this was a complete surprise to us, but kind of not a surprise. She had and has some issues. _____ felt taken advantage of.

 

So some women have the same issues of controlling themselves. Iy's not just men who sometimes have issues with this. Some women also have issues with this. Thankfully, the girl (she's 19) is young, hopefully some maturity wil kick in.

 

J.

 

 

J.

Of course, and for the record, I do think that example of the young girl is apples vs. oranges.  In the above article, however, the women of the family above will not forget what the male elders did.  They will harbor resentment, and take it out on the village and the men for years to come. The village will fall to ruin if the women stop caring for it.  Happens all the time.  It's a form of control derived from an origin of control.

 

We're effed up, there's no doubt about it.  But how is the further repression of women (physically, financially, emotionally) going to help the overall situation?  It won't.  And please don't tell me that you think we are a society of equality (gender), you know better than that.

G.

 

J.

In my case, my husband was a controlling nightmare because he fancied the occasional ass-ramming, and didn't want me or others to find out about it. And when I did, he gave me an ultimatum  - either put up with my ass-ramming festivities, or I will ruin you financially.  I chose the latter.  Now, you know my feelings on the subject of sexuality, I'm open.  However, whenever I come across someone that knew my husband, or treats me or refers to me in the manner which he did - I can't help but picture him being bent over a couch being gang-banged by his biker friends. ;-)

 

Oooh, that kind of turned me on....

 

G.

 

 

 

G.

That was a tribe, this is civilized society. There's a huge difference. in economic issus. They prob have to go to jail. Who's going to pay the fine? The Tribe? Not sure if they have $$$ let alone understand it. 

 

For the record,I hate living in <>. More communists and totalitarians per square mile. The Democratic party is named after Lenin;s group who led the Russian Revolution. It was a nice idea but turned into control of ALL people, men and women.You prob want Clinton, the incompetent who left people to die in Benghazi, who schemed with her cheating husband to kill Vince Foster. Don't get me wrong, I did not like Mittens either and feel his church would try to control the government. LDS is like that. Controlling and racist.

 

I guess that's it. I'm sorry. Sorry for you that you're this divisive and have this much hate in your heart. Prayers and hang in there.

J.

 

 

 

 

J.

I'm sorry too. I'm sorry that you feel that me standing up for myself and for women means that I have hate in my heart.  I really don't.  If you'd like to find another mate soon, may I suggest a little understanding of womens' situations, instead of male privilege jealousy?  You may get further. ;-)

G.

 

 

 

Unless you're an ass-rammer too?  Then I would completely understand, lol.

G.

 

 

 

G.

I DON't wish pain on others. You DO. That's our difference. 

 

NOT every man wants to fuck you in the ass. First, not my style. Second, lots of health concerns putting your cock where shit is stored. Especially without a condom. I WAS thinking about that with _____, because she asked. Not because I forced it.  She said she wanted to try it ONCE. 

 

You became anal raped numerous times and now it has scarred you to the point of needing professional help. It also made you biased to ALL men. Not every man in the world wants to fuck you. I know if I had actually gotten to know you, I would not have wanted to. Would have loved to have you as a friend but IDK. the FACT is yOU make your own decisions, not me. I'd fire POF too like I did (suggestion) Bunch of horndogs no matter the sex.

J.

 

 

J.

OOh, Calm Down!!!   I was never anally raped, Dear.  My husband liked to have sex with men, in secret.  I'm not biased toward all men, just men who team up with other men to fuck each other and lie and cheat and steal their wives money, then call them crazy.  Is that so wrong?  I no longer wish pain on him.  .,,,,because to be honest, he likes it.

 

So yes, I was angry about that.  I am no longer.

G.

 

 

Recent Posts by womantrek

Recent Posts
Menu