Overachieving Elf on the Shelf Mommies

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People I Want to Punch in the Throat

This a hilarious take on the Elf on the Shelf craze that I witnessed this Christmas.  There were so many outrageous ideas and suggestions for things to do with your Elf on the Shelf that I decided to take matters into my own hands and fight back against the Overachieving Mommies.  I am a normal mom and I refuse to believe we need to make every day a "memory" for our kids.