Pack of Ham's Perspective!!!
By PardonMyRandomness on February 07, 2014
Kitana: Hey Athena look what I found open....
Damn it, Athena move your ass now, mom left her blog
Athena: Kitana, you know you're not suppose to be on the laptop,
That's for humans not us dogs. Shera!!! Kitana's on the laptop
Kitana: WTF Athena why you gotta be a snitch, I'm gunna bite
your head for that later.
Shera: What the hell is going on in here....Huh, Athena?
Athena: Kitana was on the computer again......
Kitana: Mom left it open and I just wanted to see what she
was talking about. And she is failing at that challenge again.
She hasn't posted in 2 days.
Shera: Well she has been sick.... What was today's prompt......
Kitana: Something about a picture but yesterday's prompt is
awesome..... They want to know our perspective of our home....
whatever that means.
Athena: It means our view of here.
Kitana: Can we do it? Please Shera, She will give us treats for
taking care of it. I know she will.
Shera: Okay but oldest first....
Kitana: You would say that.....
Shera: Hi, I am Shera. I am a 4 year old Pit bull/Lab mix or a
Staffy/Lab mix. Nobody really knows. I don't care I am the
alpha in this house....Well at least when mom's not home. I
came to this house as a 4 week old puppy. I was present!!! And
I was treated that way for almost 3 years until mom found
Athena. I have a wonderful pack minus Kitana over there. I
like her every now and then. Mostly she annoys me. I love my
pack and the home we live in. I am not too fond of strangers but
once I get to know you, we'll be cool.
Kitana: Come on Shera you're taking fureeeevvvvveeeerrrrr!!!
Athena don't you think she's taking too long? Athena......
Athena...Holy hell she fell asleep again. I'll wake her up. (bites on
Athena: Ouch, WTF!!!!
Shera: Stop you two. Where was I before we were rudely
interrupted..... Oh yeah our pack and home.... Well we can't it
on the new furniture... but we secretly do when they are gone.
Sometimes our sis and bro argue about who's going to feed us
but mom and dad make sure we get feed no matter who does
it....Sometimes we get what mom cooks and that is a great
night. Mommy gives treats for tricks cause she wants to make
sure we are proper ladies......at least that what she says.
Daddy loves giving us treats when he gets home from
Well I will hand this over to the next in line......Athena, wake
up and get up here and tell these people what you think.....
Athena: I'm coming.....
Kitana: da dum da dum da dum....here comes Eeyore..lol
Athena: You're mean, Kitana...
Kitana: Yeah but you love me!!!
Athena: Hi, I'm Athena. I'm a Pit bull and I don't know much
about my life before I found my pack of ham. All I know is one
day someone dropped me off in a neighborhood. I was scared
and hungry, I hadn't eaten in who knows how long. They had
taken my puppies from me again but instead of making me have
more puppies or using me as a bait dog....they just dropped me
off. So I found a house and hid out until I saw this beautiful
black dog staring at me. Then I saw this very pretty red head
with a smile. She went inside and brought me food and water. I
could tell she was a little scared but she wasn't for long. She had
a friend come over and show her I was a sweet girl. Then this
man came home and I got to go inside where the beautiful black
dog was. They started calling me Buttercup but I didn't like
that. Neither did daddy when he said that I could stay forever.
So they renamed me Athena to show my strength. I love my
family especially my mommy. She is my best friend and I am hers.
She sometimes lets me cuddle in bed with her. I love that. I do
get jelly ever now and then.... when I do I will literally push my
mommy's hand off of Shera and unto me. Kitana just wont stop
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